The Viagra Virginia Theater?
The Preparation H(irschfeld)?
The Clearasil Cort?
The Ben & Jerry Bellasco?
The Slim Fast Shubert?
I'd rather have any of these than the Rosie O'Donnell Theater (also known as ROT)
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.