Wait, no, that would lead to disaster! He has to remember to turn the lights off first, or the little girl from IML might appear (perhaps on a surf-board and singing "Mother"), and no one wants that.
'"Contrairiwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."'
~Lewis Carroll