seeing Equus with my two year old colt

[whatever2]

seeing Equus with my two year old colt#1

Posted: 1/29/07 at 9:20pm

good idea or no?

he's very mature for his age ... he's sufficiently derisive of jukebox musicals, and thinks spring awakening is derivative.

"You, sir, are a moron." (PlayItAgain)

[husk_charmer]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#2

Posted: 1/29/07 at 9:44pm

Not knowing much about horses, he might be disturbed by the horse blinding...but you know your colt better than I.

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[ThankstoPhantom]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#2

Posted: 1/29/07 at 9:53pm

I caution you. It may be traumatizing. You won't be able to leave him barn alone.

How to properly use its/it's: Its is the possessive. It's is the contraction for it is...

[SuzyQzy]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#3

Posted: 1/29/07 at 9:53pm

first thread today to make me laugh out loud

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[whatever2]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#4

Posted: 1/29/07 at 9:54pm

he does seem to have an unnatural fixation on a musical adaptation of "the godfather".

oh, and did i mention he's hung like a ... well -- you know ...

=:o

"You, sir, are a moron." (PlayItAgain)

[Rentaholic2]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#5

Posted: 1/29/07 at 10:53pm

that's what she said

[neddyfrank2]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#6

Posted: 1/29/07 at 10:55pm

I don't see the problem.

[ally_kay_on_broadway]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#7

Posted: 1/29/07 at 11:00pm

i think he will thoroughly enjoy it.

might i suggest gourmet hay and wine before the show?

"talent is wanting something hard enough to work for it" - my drama teacher :)

[MotorTink]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#8

Posted: 1/29/07 at 11:12pm

It depends on how he's dealing with the news about barbaro!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

[theaterdude87]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#10

Posted: 1/30/07 at 12:06am

I think he will be ok. He seems very mature for his age. You could always try "Whose Afraid of Virgina Wolf," or maybe Avenue Q...p.s. i heart you for this thread.

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Updated On: 1/30/07 at 12:06 AM

[donna_darko_23]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#11

Posted: 1/30/07 at 12:11am

haha...
It's the same rule of thumb as many people say for SA - it depends on the teen/colt. Is the colt mature enough to handle it?

Thanks for the laugh.

[StageManager2]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#12

Posted: 1/30/07 at 12:26am

I recommend BAREBACK MOUNTING.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 1/30/07 at 12:26 AM

[SueleenGay]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#13

Posted: 1/30/07 at 12:35am

I don't know about Equus, but I took my stallion to see Catherine the Great and we were up all night! Oh, Wiiiillllburrrr!

PEACE.

[StarStruckGB]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#14

Posted: 1/30/07 at 12:40am

He might wonder why no one gets naked around Him.
That's when you'll have your real predicament.

Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.

[Rose_MacShane]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#14

Posted: 1/30/07 at 1:52am

While I firmly support introducing colts to the theatre at a young age, you might want to start out with something tamer. I know I had problems with my own colt after we saw it. He couldn't sleep for days afterward.

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[ggersten]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#15

Posted: 1/30/07 at 10:10am

Only if you take his neigh-bor.

[NJRae]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#16

Posted: 1/30/07 at 10:12am

Well I know that my horses hate to see anything where other horses are the star. Makes them think they can have a movie/musical/television show written about them. And then they think that they should star in it . . . takes weeks to talk them down from it and during that time there is just no reasoning with them!

"I wrote a book: "How to Be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list of how to help you: -Elphie, everyday... shower. I mean, who knows? Maybe some of that green is gonna come off! -Deodorant Elphie. No body likes a stinky witch! -I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that. -Clean underclothes. That's all I'm gonna say. -Look at your posture. That's no way to be popular! -Bed made, room straightened. We've done that. -Colors blended. Oookay. -But the most important thing to have, to make yourself popular, is to keep your beautiful smile." ~Kristin Chenoweth in her last performance of the song "Popular"

[p.s.]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#17

Posted: 1/30/07 at 10:44am

As edited:

Are you all going with his 8 and 9 year old cousins?
Just watch his hands, and make sure he wears blinders so he won't go blind.

p.s. Colt(s), Bare(s), Super.

pps: What does he mean that Spring Awakening is derivative?
Is that in an EQUITY sense as in value derived from a more fundamental source or investment?
Or rather in an EQUUS sense as in horsesh_t derived from a horse's ass?


Updated On: 1/30/07 at 10:44 AM

[once a month]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#18

Posted: 1/30/07 at 11:40am

Thanks for the laugh...I needed that!

[Sumofallthings]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#19

Posted: 1/30/07 at 11:44am

"and make sure he wears blinders so he won't go blind."

So that's what blinders are for!

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

[TechEverlasting]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#20

Posted: 1/30/07 at 11:49am

If your colt is less than four you'll be able to get half price tickets on Tuesdays in February. I do worry that most horses would be offended by the behavior of a typical Broadway audience these days.

I think Equus is a fine choice. It did win the Pony award after all.

"I have got to have some professional music!" - Big Edie

[broadway_socialite]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt#21

Posted: 1/30/07 at 12:09pm

baHaHa

[whatever2]

re: seeing Equus with my two year old colt -- new question#22

Posted: 1/30/07 at 12:13pm

should owners allow horses to eat oats in the theatre?

"You, sir, are a moron." (PlayItAgain)