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Cabaret Casting Rumor: Orville Peck & Eva Noblezada

Jun 7, 2025 — 2:31:50 AM

Scarywarhol said: "The current stars were sensational! Eva was maybe the best-sung Sally I've ever heard live, and Orville was very exciting. He also seemed to be doing a more human take on the Emcee than the almost supernatural creature this production opened with."Did Orville Peck wear his mask?

GODOT on Broadway starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter

Mar 31, 2025 — 1:30:13 AM

At last, Bill and Ted's Existential Adventure

re: Spice Girls musical

Feb 20, 2025 — 10:49:26 PM

How about this from a collection of show biz snark:"What can you say about five women whose principal distinguishing characteristic is that they have different names?"- Roger Ebert on the Spice Girls in Spice World

re: Funny Songs About Death

Feb 17, 2025 — 12:33:43 PM

bythesword84 said: ""Now" from Little Shop of Horrors, although that's more about killing the guy and the guy dies from laughing gas overdose and suffication, but it is really funny."And "Feed Me (Git It)" from Little Shop

re: Tom Stoppard Love/ Quotations Thread

Feb 15, 2025 — 11:18:20 PM

VonTussleGirl said:"One of my all-time favorite quotes is "We're actors. We're the opposite of people." Stoppard is brilliant." Yes, he had some great lines on the world of theatre. He also called the business “a series of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.”

Dorothy Parker on Racism, Socialism, and Fascism

Feb 11, 2025 — 12:30:49 PM

Among her bon mots, she said "I saw many rich people, and they did much to send me back to the masses, to make me proud of being a worker…the rich are our best propagandists."

Viciously Funny Reviews

Feb 11, 2025 — 1:01:19 AM

There's a collection of them here: https://www.famousinsults.com/funny-theatre-quotes-quips-and-insults/

Dorothy Parker's 1920s theatre reviews

Feb 10, 2025 — 11:37:05 AM

They were influential enough to get her fired from Vanity Fair. She could be quite savage. My favourite quotes from her reviews are:"The House Beautiful is, for me, the play lousy.""The only thing I didn’t like about The Barretts of Wimpole Street was the play."Of Dame Edith Evans: "Edith looks like something that would eat her young."

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