Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
I'm not sure if this was in the stage play or not, but no list of insults can be complete without it.
Jean & Marie
From the tedious Clybourne Park.
"What has a character in the play and a tampon got in common?"
"The're both stuck up ****s"
Featured Actor Joined: 3/10/09
"Master of The House" from Les Miz. Lots of great stuff, but my favorite is:
Cunning little brain
Regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there
Broadway Star Joined: 6/3/12
Going to echo the OP: "If you existed, I'd divorce you."
Featured Actor Joined: 8/20/11
This is from TV, but the line was spoken by Nancy Marchand, as Mrs. Pynchon in the old "Lou Grant" series. She gets on an elevator, where an obnoxious middle-aged fat-cat in a power suit is smoking a huge cigar. She says, "I'd ask you not to smoke, but I don't want to deprive you of the only thing that lights up in your presence." Priceless.
I'm a fan of 'You've seen more ass than a toilet seat, and I bet you all make 'em all call you the Champ' from The Wild Party.
Featured Actor Joined: 6/12/07
Val: (to Sheila, IIRC) I didn't want them like yours. I wanted them in proportion.
"I always knew you'd f*ck a snake if they held it's head."
Updated On: 11/7/12 at 05:22 PM
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