Paris Hilton is in talks to play Tracy in Hairspray. A whole new twist on the musical, it has to stay on its toes since the movie is coming out, dontchya know?
In terms of significance, one could tell the story of the Wizard of Oz from the point of view of the manicurist who does Dorothy's toe nails when she arrives at the Emerald City, cast Paris Hilton in the lead, and call the show "Whacked."
Shiksa, is the new twist about the anorexic girl trying to fit in. Who cares about the fatties?
And Boheme they would have to update the Passionella portion to present day instead of the 60's. "Gorgeus" would probably be rewritten to something along the lines of "That's Hot".