If, as the very popular conservative thinker Mrs. Betty Bowers posits:
k e y b o a r d
narcissistic personality + disorder _______________ BLOG
how badly must it damage the overinflated ego of a blog publisher to see that no matter how many provocative threads he/she creates and how hard he tries to goad people to respond to his/her blog by taking pot shots at other websites and then posting at said websites in the hopes that he incites a response, ANY response, to see "0 Comments" after "0 Comments" after "0 Comments" after "0 Comments" after "0 Comments" after "0 Comments" after "0 Comments"?
I think a blog is a daily computer journal, or something to that effect. Either that, or a 1950s low-budget sci-fi movie.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
In one case I know of it stands for blowhard going on and on and on.
It must cause some anger issues to spend time regurgitating the ideas of other people, publish them and get no response. It must be like being Mary Cheney.
Good afternoon, my name is ckeaton, and I have a blog.
*smattering of applause*
More often than not, I see '0 Comments' at the end of posts that I feel are abundant with wit and charm.
It makes me want to lash out at random people. Maybe then, I will get attention from those people. At least as they might go to the blog to see who I am.
I, too, often go for days without comments to my blog, which is sad since, much like our singing rooster, I log into my blog and see my visitor stats and, a la Jon Stewart, raise my eyes heavenward, lift a fist and shake it, crying, "Why, god!? WHY!?!?!?!?!"
bway is my resident comment-giver, and I thank him profusely for it. You know, kind of like those old sight gags where someone is performing, and then it cuts to the audience where you see one person clapping. But damn it, that one person is clapping.
I clap with one hand only, too, Calvin. Doesn't that make it all the more special? As for our resident crower, I refuse to give him the benefit of my hit on his site, so I haven't gone. However, I feel as if I have thanks to Namo's "Best of Blog" postings.
If we're talking about the same person, and really THIS thread was purely hypothetical, some of those amazing quotes weren't even from a personal online journal but rather published by a professional educator in his or her official capacity.
Shocking, when you take a good look at the output of people who are entrusted with educating young minds.
Does anyone have a Blog, and if so, what is your use for it?
The bushes of Tex were nervous recks because their son was dim, But look what happened to him~Dirrty Rotten Scoundrels~all about Ruprecht
They say the thoughtful musicals dead on broadway~forbiden broadway : SVU~The crime scene
Never say never, there's always one more person you can hit up~avenue Q.~the money song
Life sucks, get a pacifyer~my own saying