3am re-dux
3am re-dux
#13am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 8:19am
it's gonna be a fun fall...
it's 3am. do you know where your nominee is?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 8:22amIf it's 3AM, John McCain is probably getting up to pee for the third time tonight.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#2re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 8:28am
if it's 3am, john mccain is probably getting up to pee for the third time tonight.
an age joke, that's hilarious.
well, if age stereotypes are ok, then i suppose race ones are too:
if it's 3am, i guess bammy is elbow deep in some fried chicken and watermelon and thinking about chasing him some white women and picking up a pack of kools and then going down to the barbershop to complain that whitey done went and cut his welfare check!
stereotypes are hilarious, huh?
*edited for my pleasure.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 8/26/08 at 08:28 AM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#3re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 8:43amI know of no barbershops that are open at 3AM.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#4re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 8:46amA lot the salons that do the weaves for African American women are open 24 hours.
....but the world goes 'round
#5re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 8:46amit opens at 8. which gives him 5 hours to eat the chicken and watermelon, find and violate a white woman sell some crack and smoke half a pack of kools and still be at the shop when it opens.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#6re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 9:48amIt's 3:15 am. McCain wakes up yet again with nightmares about chopping up his family with an axe.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#7re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 9:49am"honey? i'm home!"
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#8re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 9:57am"Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#9re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:13am
"an age joke, that's hilarious. well, if age stereotypes are ok, then i suppose race ones are too"
Well said, Papa. And I think this is a perfect opportunity to cement your reputation as clearly nonbiased: time for a nickname for McCain, like your "Bammy" appellation.
What's it going to be?
#10re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:14amit's mac. has been and will continue to be so.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#11re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:16amNah, "mac" doesn't carry any mockery with it. It's just butch and chummy.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#12re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:20amYeah, like a character in a forgotten Bruce Willis movie. What's wrong with "Gramps"?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#13re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:21amWell, if he chooses Lieberman as his VP, 'Grump Old Men' works.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#14re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:22amthere's nothing to mock. he's simply the greatest american to ever walk the earth. the sooner the communist hordes on the left realize that and admit that they actually want to destroy america and remake it as a socialist tyranny under a bammy-ship the better off this country will be.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#15re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:23amI'd suggest MyCane, but Papa's scolding us for age jokes. (Though, of course, it's not exactly an accident that Bammy rhymes with mammy, I imagine.)
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#16re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:27am
Hey this is exactly the kind of thing we were b!tching about during the primary. Clinton was hitting below the belt to bring McCain into her attacks.
Can't wait to see who McCain's runningmate is. Several have said really great things about him in the past. Haha!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#17re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:28amActually, I think the age thing is working in Grampy's favor. Who doesn't love a sweet old grandpa?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#18re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:29am
hey, go with the age jokes. older americans are a miniscule slice of the voting population as compared with your key demos of youth and african-americans. but don't get upset if they are responded to with race jokes.
as far as bammy and mammy, that's as good as the time pj tried to take me to task for bammy's prior nickname of bama-lama-ding-dong wehich was abandoned only because it requires far too much effort to type.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#19re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:32am
That wasn't an age joke, I'm dead serious. It totally worked for Reagan.
But seriously, Papa. Even you gotta admit: the guy is damn old. Don't blame us for wanting some youthful energy for a change.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#20re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:35amyou want energy? mac's the freakin' energizer bunny! the man can charleston for hours! hours i tell you!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#21re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:35amWait until they're on the same stage together. McCain is a mess, the debates are going to be sad and painful to watch with him against Obama. I really can't understand why the Republican party hasn't a better candidate or why McCain would put himself through this process. It's gotta be rough.
#22re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:37am
I'm actually not advocating age or race jokes. I just object to what looks a weensy bit like hypocrisy.
And saying that racial (if not racist) jokes matter less because they offend a smaller voting demographic doesn't exactly make me feel better.
#23re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:39amjosh, bammy could walk out on the stage, cut a fart and walk off and you'd post some variation of "this was without a doubt the greatest performance ever given by anyone in any debate ever" in every thread on the board. your delusions aren't even vaguely entertaining anymore, just sad.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#24re: 3am re-dux
Posted: 8/26/08 at 10:39am
I don't think anyone is going to give a crap about the debates. '
Am I the only one who remembers the first Bush/Kerry debate that was such a flashing in bright f**kin' capital letters fiasco? I still don't buy the whole "Oh, he was wearing a bulletproof vest" excuse. People are going to see what they want to see no matter what.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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