A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
#1A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 8:40am
I don't think I've laughed this hard since the first time I heard "Just grab your dick and double click."
Seriously, honey? This is why we can't get married?
#2A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 8:47am
It's just transference, Deet.
Her partners make it point to not look at her homely face and now she's projecting her insecurities onto the easiest target.
#2A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 8:51amWhat partners, Taz?
#3A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 8:52amWell that's exactly the problem. Her toys don't have eyes.
#4A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 8:53am
Has this woman never heard of the missionary position? Wow!
I would use pictures to illustrate my point on how it is possible for two homosexuals to face each other during sex, but that would just get me banned.
Updated On: 8/20/13 at 08:53 AM
#5A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 8:57am
And you'd be preaching to the converted here, Carlos. 
#6A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:04am^ HA! Me likes that!
#7A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:32am
"And you'd be preaching to the converted here, Carlos."
That makes Carlos an actual missionary!
#9A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:35am
(In Barry White voice)
A missionary of loooove!
#11A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:48am
It also reminds me of this choice exchange between Lauren Bacall and Martin Balsam in "Murder On The Orient Express:"
Mrs. Hubbard: I mean nothing of the kind. I mean there was a man in my compartment last night. It was pitch dark, of course, and my eyes were closed in terror...
Bianchi: Then how did you know it was a man?
Mrs. Hubbard: Because I've enjoyed very warm relationships with both my husbands.
Bianchi: With your eyes closed?
Mrs. Hubbard: That helped.
#12A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:50am
Okay, now I'm going to have to rent "Murder On The Orient Express"!
I haven't seen it in years! That's a great exchange and I just read it in Bacall's voice! LoL!!
#13A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:51amWatch for Ingrid Bergman's Oscar winning turn as...a MISSIONARY!
#14A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:53amI'm surprised nobody's mentioned the irony that she gave this interview to "On Top" Magazine.
#15A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 10:03am
Watch for Ingrid Bergman's Oscar winning turn as...a MISSIONARY!
...and it all comes back 'round to the good ole missionary!
#16A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 10:51amOne of my all-time favorite movies! Dame Wendy Hiller is so over the top. She practically peels her own face off and chases Rachel Roberts up and down the corridor.
#17A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 11:24am
I'm a terrible gay because...well...many reasons. But I always get ORIENT EXPRESS and DEATH ON THE NILE mixed up. Like...they become the same movie in my mind.
Plus, if you've stretched enough, it's not just the missionary position when you can look in their eyes.
#18A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 12:00pm
Plus, if you've stretched enough, it's not just the missionary position when you can look in their eyes.
This is why i need photos...I need to see it to BELIEVE IT! LoL!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#19A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 1:35pm
Carlos,
You've always had eyes in the back of your head.
#20A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:07pmI think she needs to check out a book on the gay Kama Sutra.
#21A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:30pmIt would actually be really funny if her in box were flooded with images of men having sex face to face.
#22A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:33pm
Carlos,
You've always had eyes in the back of your head.
It's funny cuz it's true...LMAO!!!
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#23A Mexican Conservative Leader on why Gays Can't Marry
Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:40pm
I suspect the dear lady has, by now, been shown numerous examples to debunk her theory.
Not that her mind will be changed, or anything. Such stupidity won't be swayed by anything as base as mere "proof."
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