A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an Immoral Pleasure-Seeker

[PalJoey]

A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an Immoral Pleasure-Seeker#1

Posted: 8/28/09 at 12:59pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvQVk8tqVms

What is a _____?

[StockardFan]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an Immoral Pleasure-Seeker#2

Posted: 8/28/09 at 1:01pm

HAHAHA! I would have said the same thing!

KFTC!!!!!

[tazber]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an Immoral Pleasure-Seeker#2

Posted: 8/28/09 at 1:04pm

oh come on, everyone would have said that.

....but the world goes 'round

[Yawper]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an Immoral Pleasure-Seeker#3

Posted: 8/28/09 at 1:06pm

different spelling!

[NYadgal]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#4

Posted: 8/28/09 at 1:08pm

Once again I ask myself: What was PalJoey searching for when he found that?

Love it.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#5

Posted: 8/28/09 at 1:36pm

Ahaha, I love that video...

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

[CATSNYrevival]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#6

Posted: 8/28/09 at 1:56pm

I would have said that too. I've never heard of the word rake being used to describe an immoral pleasure-seeker. It would seem that the question was intentionally designed to deceive.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#7

Posted: 8/28/09 at 1:58pm

Yeah, but I guess it's an educational experience. After seeing this video, now everyone in my Sunday school class calls each other 'rakes' as an insult...

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

[BudFrump23]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#8

Posted: 8/28/09 at 2:09pm

There's a whole slew of ridiculous game show answers on youtube. Just search "Stupid Game Show Answers". . . my favorite is:

"What classification of animals are dinosaurs?"

"umm. . . . Plestisisterines!"

I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!

[zepka102]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#9

Posted: 8/28/09 at 4:37pm

My favorite clip is from the British version of Concentration where the picture was the snake charmer :-P

::bust a move::

[RockabyeHamlet]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#10

Posted: 8/28/09 at 5:05pm

I saw that clip on the news with the story about the woman going after the press with a hoe. This prompted my mother to say "I will never agree with the fundamental right to bear arms, but I could get behind the right to bear hoes."

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Updated On: 8/28/09 at 05:05 PM

[winston89]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#11

Posted: 8/29/09 at 12:52pm

I still think that my favorite and of course offensive one was from South Park when Randy Marsh was on Wheel Of Fortune and the category was "people who annoy you." The board read N-GGERS. Guess what letter he put in there in the blank space. Turns out that the answer was naggers.

"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear" Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll

[xoangel2789xo]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#12

Posted: 8/29/09 at 1:34pm

=D That should have counted...

[Jon]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#13

Posted: 8/30/09 at 10:24am

...or the Family Guy episode where Peter is watching Wheel of Fortune and says, "I can't believe I got MY HAIRY AUNT wrong!"

[winston89]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#14

Posted: 8/30/09 at 11:12am

Or the Family Guy where Peter is watching Wheel and the board read "Go _uck yourself _ _." Peter looks at the screen and claims that he knows what it is. The answer of course is go tuck yourself in.

"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear" Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll

[ColorTheHours048]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#15

Posted: 8/30/09 at 4:34pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmyrEj76zqE

[singtopher]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#16

Posted: 8/30/09 at 8:23pm

The Family Feud with "September" is a riot, if you've seen it.

My personal favorite stupid game show answer:

Name a yellow fruit: Orange.

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

[millie_dillmount]

re: A Term for a Long-Handled Gardening Tool That Can Also Be Used for an I#17

Posted: 8/30/09 at 8:37pm

I have many game show moments I could post. Did anyone ever see the recent one with the guy who guessed the exact price of his Showcase? It was an episode with Drew Carey.

"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611