#26
Posted: 3/18/15 at 12:17pm
Now that he's in need of a second career, he could become Peoria's best-known used car salesman.
Aaron Schock is Out! (of Congress!) — Page 2
#27
Posted: 3/18/15 at 12:19pm
I hope there are some gentlemen's businesses there so he can, ahem, play in Peoria.
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#28
Posted: 3/18/15 at 12:40pm
The fact the thing that opened this Pandora's box was an article meant to be innocuous, and the insane overreaction by his staff, is truly hilarious. And appropriate.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#29
Posted: 3/18/15 at 1:05pm
Nothing like queening out over one's highly overdecorated office. 
#30
Interesting article in USA Today pointing out that it was real, old-fashioned investigative reporting--some of it with new technology--that brought him down.
Reporting, as opposed to "news aggregating."
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:36pm
Interesting article in USA Today pointing out that it was real, old-fashioned investigative reporting--some of it with new technology--that brought him down.
Reporting, as opposed to "news aggregating."
#31
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:40pm
I blame the pheasant feathers.
I mean...
I mean...
#32
He probably referred to them as "peasant feathers."
And not as a joke.
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:43pm
He probably referred to them as "peasant feathers."
And not as a joke.
#33
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:45pm
Yes! It was brought on by journalists actually noticing something fishy. Who woulda thunk.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#34
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:48pm
And that reporter probably started his day thinking, 'Let's document some faggotry!'
I'm stunned that they didn't try to have the interior designer beard for him and be like, 'Oh...he's my boyfriend...he let me decorate his office.' I suppose the laughter would have been to hard to ignore.
I'm stunned that they didn't try to have the interior designer beard for him and be like, 'Oh...he's my boyfriend...he let me decorate his office.' I suppose the laughter would have been to hard to ignore.
#35
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:49pm
"Document Some Faggotry" sounds like it should be the title of your memoirs...or a one-man show...
#36
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:55pm
Robbie has documented a lot of faggotry in his time.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#37
When it was revealed that the interior designer was female, I thought for sure the story was about to veer into some serious bearding, but instead we got the married photographer!
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:55pm
When it was revealed that the interior designer was female, I thought for sure the story was about to veer into some serious bearding, but instead we got the married photographer!
#38
Posted: 3/18/15 at 2:57pm
His father's take:
"Ten years from now, whatever he's doing, he'll be successful at it. I promise you that. Two years from now, he'll be successful ... if he's not in jail"
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"Ten years from now, whatever he's doing, he'll be successful at it. I promise you that. Two years from now, he'll be successful ... if he's not in jail"
Link
....but the world goes 'round
#39
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:01pm
My documented faggotry is a pictorial essay (he says, frantically trying to remember if he's shared any of those pictures with anyone on this board).
And ooooooh, chil'. Those comments from his dad! I'd kick my dad in the nuts if he sold me out like that!
And ooooooh, chil'. Those comments from his dad! I'd kick my dad in the nuts if he sold me out like that!
#40
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:01pm
That smug-ass expression on his face in the lounge chair photo makes me want to slap him.
Hey Dottie!
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#41
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:04pm
I'm not sure who's in deeper denial of Schock's sexuality (not to mention his ethics): him or his father.
"Aaron is a little different. He wears stylish clothing, and yet he's not gay. And he's not married. And he's not running around with women. So everyone's throwing up their arms. They can't figure out Aaron so [they think] he must be crooked," he said.
"Aaron is a little different. He wears stylish clothing, and yet he's not gay. And he's not married. And he's not running around with women. So everyone's throwing up their arms. They can't figure out Aaron so [they think] he must be crooked," he said.
#42
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:05pm
Yes. THAT'S why they think he's crooked.
#44
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:10pm
They can't figure out Aaron so [they think] he must be crooked
Sigh. The word is "BENT".
Sigh. The word is "BENT".
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#45
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:14pm
Maybe Jonathon, his personal photographer, can weigh in on crooked vs. bent.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#46
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:14pm
What's that saying about denial not just being a river in Illinois?
#47
Anthony Weiner provides his world-weary take on Aaron's weiner.
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/aaron-schock-resigns-anthony-weiner-reaction-116194.html?hp=l3_4
I mean, situation.
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:27pm
Anthony Weiner provides his world-weary take on Aaron's weiner.
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/aaron-schock-resigns-anthony-weiner-reaction-116194.html?hp=l3_4
I mean, situation.
#48
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:38pm
I'm really starting to wonder about Schock. Maybe he isn't gay and just purely asexual, because if he's as bad at legally handling his political money, SURELY someone, somewhere, has compromising photos or texts to share.
Perhaps they were waiting for the right time...
Perhaps they were waiting for the right time...
#49
Posted: 3/18/15 at 3:59pm
You may be on to something, pugs. He does seem like one of those eccentric OCD serial killers you see in bad suspense films or on Lifetime.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#50
Posted: 3/18/15 at 4:03pm
Or Hannibal. Stylish, well-groomed, no known relationships, a cannibal.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
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