May I please have the talking crystal? Thank you. Robbie, you are a smart, wise, funny individual. Just a few days ago I would have been unable to share these feelings in this circle. Why, back then I would have been more likely to toss this heavy, virtual talking crystal directly at the virtual head, preferrably in the virtual temple area, of the virtual human being who recently sensitized me to some very important issues regarding the virtual abuse of human beings. You know, that person taught me that in many ways, having a critical web post posted about them is worse than actual physical violence in the real world. Broken bones, bruises and gaping, gushing wounds eventually heal. But who cures the wounds on the inside?
Thankfully, I learned the lesson before it was too late and now I am free to share my feelings in this circle. I'm free to love. To love a special person. A person named after a yummy, juicy fruit.
And remember, if you love yourself on the inside, you are immune to the criticism of others. Particularly if you add one of these to the end of your passive aggressive statements: