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American To The Bone

American To The Bone

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Jim Colyer
#1American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 10:06am

I played baseball when I was a kid
Mickey Mantle was my main hero
When I played, I wore number 7
Loved to watch those Yankees go

I bought Elvis Presley when he hit big
To this day, he's the world's biggest star
I've been to Graceland in Memphis 3 times
Sing "All Shook Up" in karaoke bars

I'm AMERICAN TO THE BONE
The Grand Canyon, I've been there
Seen the Sequoias and Niagara Falls
Been to Las Vegas and Times Square
Done Hollywood and Miami Beach
Watched Old Faithful in Yellowstone
Rode up Pike's Peak in Colorado
I'm AMERICAN TO THE BONE

I served my country in an army uniform
They stationed me in Bamberg, Germany
I came home and kept on working
At Castle Heights Military Academy

I paid child support like a father should
My son and I are close to this day
There's so much we have in common
Truth, justice and the American way

I'm AMERICAN TO THE BONE
The Grand Canyon, I've been there
Seen the Sequoias and Niagara Falls
Been to Las Vegas and Times Square
Done Hollywood and Miami Beach
Watched Old Faithful in Yellowstone
Rode up Pike's Peak in Colorado
I'm AMERICAN TO THE BONE

It's the greatest country
In the history of the world

Solo
Chorus

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all that jazz
#2American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 10:10am

This kind of doesn't rhyme...

Is it supposed to be a rock and roll song?

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artscallion
#2American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 10:22am

"I paid child support like a father should"

LOL! Your American ideal.


Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.

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Jordan Catalano
#3American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 10:24am

Jim Colyer - American Racist Father of the Year.

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AC126748
#4American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 10:41am

You forgot homophobe, Jordan.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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SNAFU
#5American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 4:13pm

So what have we learned from Colyer about his life through song? He married, had a kid and his wife left him, his divorce lawyer a woman claimed he was stalking her and he has paid child support, hates the cops. I believe he also has an eye for young girls.


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#6American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 7:42pm

He just writes these new pretend-songs in response to what people say here. ghostlight said JCWS was estranged from his son the other day, so that's why he wrote in this song they are still close to this day.

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Jane2
#7American To The Bone
Posted: 5/27/13 at 7:43pm

Jim, lox


<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES


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