Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!
Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!
Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#1
Posted: 6/7/07 at 1:37am
in the interview posted on this site, and Im not talking about when he said he hated doing "Grease! You're the One that I Want", he said he has sex with his wife once a year, and that he regrets wasting his ex wives' time.
Once a year, sounds kinda gay to me.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#2
Posted: 6/7/07 at 1:38amStop posting drunk.
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#2
Posted: 6/7/07 at 1:42amOnce in the woods when he was fourteen and closed his eyes really tightly sounds gay. Once a year... just sounds old.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#3
Posted: 6/7/07 at 1:49am
Im not drunk, Im stressed out though.
Ok, the interview, just in case you think Im delusional...
Andrew Lloyd Webber, composer
Interview by Rosanna Greenstreet
Saturday June 2, 2007
The Guardian
West End man ... Andrew Lloyd Webber. Photograph: David Levene
Born in London in 1948, Andrew Lloyd Webber dropped out of Oxford after meeting Tim Rice in 1965. His musical hits include Jesus Christ Superstar, Evita, Cats, Starlight Express and The Phantom Of The Opera. He is currently searching for a male lead for Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat in the BBC series Any Dream Will Do. He is married for the third time and has five children.
When were you happiest?
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When I have a show going.
What is your greatest fear?
Heights - I get vertigo if I stand up.
What is your earliest memory?
Waking up in hospital when I was about three and I'd had appendicitis.
Which living person do you most admire and why?
My wife, Madeleine. She's a rock.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Worry.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Arrogance.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
I had no idea The Sound Of Music starts, on Tuesdays, at 7pm. I was about to go on stage and speak to Connie [Fisher] when I saw, from the wings, an audience!
Aside from a property, what's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
The Picasso for my Foundation - £17m.
What is your most treasured possession?
Old programmes for shows I made up when I was a boy.
Where would you like to live?
Precisely where I live, Sydmonton.
What would your super power be?
Flying would be useful in the West End.
What makes you depressed?
Needless religious conflict.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
I really don't know, I don't really care.
What is your most unappealing habit?
My wife says I can't remember if she has milk in coffee.
What is your favourite smell?
Tobacco plants and jasmine.
What is your favourite word?
'Love.'
What is your favourite book?
The Good Food Guide.
What is your fancy dress costume of choice?
Right now, a nun or a dreamcoat.
Cat or dog?
Cats. I've a rare Turkish swimming cat.
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Cheval Blanc 1982.
What do you owe your parents?
From my mother, determination; from my father, melody.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Madeleine, and I'm very fond of my cat.
What was the best kiss of your life?
Last week - it was Madeleine again.
Have you ever said 'I love you' and not meant it?
No.
To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?
Both my former wives: I shouldn't have wasted their time.
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Graham Norton, Stephen Fry, Theo Fennell, the jeweller, and Elton [John].
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
'Actually.'
What is the worst job you've ever done?
Being a guest judge on the Grease casting show in the US in January - an atmosphere like a morgue.
What has been your biggest disappointment?
The first musical version of Jeeves.
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
Jeeves.
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
The Great Exhibition.
How often do you have sex?
As frequently as I possibly can - which is about once a year.
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
Owning Proserpine, by Rossetti.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
To bring a new audience to musical theatre.
What keeps you awake at night?
Worry about the next show.
What song would you like played at your funeral?
Sanctuary Of The Heart, by Ketèlbey.
How would you like to be remembered?
For having continued the musical theatre tradition I love.
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Not to take things too seriously.
Where would you most like to be right now?
At home with my cat.
http://arts.guardian.co.uk/theatre/drama/story/0,,2093544,00.html
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#4
Posted: 6/7/07 at 6:41am
why are you so concerned with sir lloyd webber's sex life?
and too late, i already think you're delusional.
by the way did you make it to traffic court?
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#5
Posted: 6/7/07 at 7:30am
FU
Every minute, every moment, you can choose, darkness or light, you obviously choose darkness(hence the screen name), I feel bad for you, you horrible, sad, pathetic human being.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#6
Posted: 6/7/07 at 7:34am
Getting back on topic....
I'm not sure the "sex once a year" thing means gay, but his list of dinner party guests? Hmm....
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#7
Posted: 6/7/07 at 7:46am*shutter* i thought this was going to be a thread about andrew lloyd webber taking a ****.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#8
Posted: 6/7/07 at 7:55am
he's dropped several bombs.
Jeeves, Woman In White, Whistle Down The Wind, etc.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#9
Posted: 6/7/07 at 8:01am
"Where would you most like to be right now?
At home with my cat."
Now that's gay.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#10
Posted: 6/7/07 at 8:14amare you sure this is true? i've never seen or heard about this on the view?
PED
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#11
Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:03am
You're crazy. You left off the first part of his answer:
As frequently as I possibly can - which is about once a year.
That definitely sounds like age talking. And I can't see where the comment about regretting wasting his other two wives time had anything to do with sex.
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#12
Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:37amYou have to understand that British culture is different than American culture. Many things that British men do "seem" gay. And the British are just now discovering that sex is for more than just procreation.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#13
Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:37amShutter?
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#14
Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:58am
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#15
Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:02amdamn, those shudders are big!
PED
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#16
Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:08am
???
*edited because that other picture was too damn big*
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#17
Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:08am*shudder*
Joined: 12/31/69
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#18
Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:17am
I can't stand ALW-- but could this be more obviously a joke? Two of the most shoopworn cliches "I'm so busy" and "My wife never wants it" merged into one- "As often as I can, about once a year."
Hahahahaha. Not that it's a good joke, but obviously a joke. I eamn, this man thought "Joseph" was funny, right?
Updated On: 6/7/07 at 10:17 AM
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#19
Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:37am
oh wow muscle you really hurt my feelings you shallow, pretentious, vapid, airhead.
boo-f'in-hoo
Updated On: 6/7/07 at 10:37 AM
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re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#20
Posted: 6/7/07 at 12:18pmWell, I saw an interview with Sarah Brightman on Graham Norton where he asked her point blank how she could f*ck such a troll of a man, and she said he has a huge "willy". Did not sound like he was wasting HER time at all. lol
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#21
Posted: 6/7/07 at 12:24pm
'And the British are just now discovering that sex is for more than just procreation.'
Did GOTH just say that????
Mister, you been hangin' round with us dirty sinners too long!
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#22
Posted: 6/7/07 at 12:37pm
Who would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Graham Norton, Stephen Fry, Theo Fennell, the jeweller, and Elton [John].
Proof-positive that he's gay!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#23
Posted: 6/7/07 at 12:39pm
"Proof-positive that he's gay!"
Or better yet - maybe he just realizes breeders make boring dinner conversation.
re: Andrew Lloyd Webber Dropped a Bomb!#24
Posted: 6/7/07 at 1:02pm::sidebar:: My theatre did By Jeeves... I find it ironic, sad, and extremely hilarious that we did an ALW show that HE doesn't even like...
Avatar: Me with Al Larson, Jonathan Larson's father.
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