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#26

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:12pm

JailyardGuy...

You make pregnancy sound so romantic...

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#27

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:15pm

Isn't it, though? I mean, I can think of nothing more romantic or sexier than having another human being grow inside an already existing body, feeding off of its juices, causing the host body to swell to grotesque proportions, and then being expelled in a bloody, agonizing wash of fluids and excess organic material, occasionally leaving the host body torn and sometimes dead.

Now that I ruminate upon it, human childbirth is a lot like that scene from "Alien", isn't it? :)

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#28

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:17pm

This from a man who flushed a couple million of his potential children down the toilet earlier today.

#29

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:18pm

And that was of course the point, Jailyard.

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#30

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:18pm

and it sure as hell didn't take 9 months.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#31

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:22pm

Gotta go with GG on this one - Ms. Anniston's reputation in the industry here in SoCal is, how shall we say . . . not the best.

#32

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:25pm

Et tu, DG?????

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#33

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:26pm

It's weird then that she's working the most out of all the Friends cast, isn't it?

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#34

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:27pm

I third that. I have dear friends who are dressers and makeup artists in Hollywood, and she is purportedly surly, whingy, and extremely snippy.

Maybe because she *is* the most established of the "Friends", she's turned into a monster snatchdragon?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#35

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:28pm

She's popular with the audiences, pop.

And lest we forget, and canonize Ms. Jolie, a few reminders:

Making out with her own brother
Vial of Billy Bob's blood on a string around her neck

I'll just leave you with those images.

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#36

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:28pm

or they're all just jealous!

#37

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:29pm

Aniston was always vocal about not wanting babies, and Pitt was the reverse. I remember reading this back when I was a magazine junkie and thinking hmm....that marriage isn't going to last very long. I'm glad that Aniston didn't back down and have a baby just to make him happy. They wanted different things, now they have them. We don't know the full personal scoop anyway, just what the media tells us and what the actors carefully say, so I'm not making Angelina the bad guy here.

#38

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:29pm

Or, JG, because her husband left her for the hottest woman to come along in recent memory?

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#39

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:31pm

well, i certainly won't deny that it could possibly sting a little, yes...

Then again, she IS the hottest woman to have existed since Helen of Troy (how ironic, didn't Brad star in "Troy"?), so I'm sure on some level, she understands and accepts.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#40

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:35pm

Making out with her own brother. Nope. They had one kiss at the Oscars and the world went crazy.

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#41

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:36pm

The burning question is:

How SEXY will Brad and Angie's baby be?

Sexy enough for People's "Sexist Baby Alive" cover??

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#42

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:37pm

i've done a few wild things in my day. hopefully we all grow out of it. i have a friend who is executive director of the millennium project a the UN and they LOVE AJ. she is very nice, low maintenance and always completely prepared. BUT, i have to say i met her before she was so famous, post-Gia but before Girl Interrupted and she was very casual and low-key, likeable and un-showbizzy. i wouldn't say she's a saint, but she appears to be devoted to doing something meaningful with her fame.

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#43

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:38pm

Wait...no one else believes that the Aniston is a big ole lez?

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#44

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:41pm

well, vince vaughn is the biggest woman to appear onscreen since john travolta.

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#45

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:43pm

I ain't arguin'.

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#46

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:47pm

and I'm sure the cover of every major magazine on earth agrees, addy :) They just LOVE naked pregnant photos...

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#47

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:48pm

i think AJ will look much better with some more weight on her, definitely.
btw, VV being a big old girl does not necessarily give jen lesbeattitude.

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#48

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:48pm

That they do, Jaily. I can just imagine the negotiations going on as we 'speak' trying to get the rights to the preggy photos.

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Updated On: 1/11/06 at 12:48 PM

#49

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:49pm

*shakes head*

It's all a business, eh?

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#50

re: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby

Posted: 1/11/06 at 12:51pm

Of course. Her publicist probably told her to get knocked up.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.