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#1

Another Democrat Sex Problem

I guess the new Republican motto should be "Changing Congress one sexual transgression at a time."
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#2

Another Democrat Sex Problem

I think we can all agree that starting duplicative threads is a far greater sin than sexual misconduct.
The Redundancy School of Redundancy
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#3

Another Democrat Sex Problem

"I guess the new Republican motto should be 'Changing Congress one sexual transgression at a time'"

I think that's been their policy for quite some time.
#4

Another Democrat Sex Problem

David Wu has already announced he will resign.

Although some might find Wu's sex practices unusual, it was consensual and legal. Good thing Ronald Reagan was not held to this new standard as his preferences were particularly odd.
#6

Another Democrat Sex Problem

"Somewhere, David Vitter is laughing."

...with a prostitute.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#7

Another Democrat Sex Problem

"Although some might find Wu's sex practices unusual, it was consensual and legal."

How do you know, were you there? I guess everyone goes around bonking their friend's teenage daughter at Thanksgiving.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#8

Another Democrat Sex Problem

"Somewhere, David Vitter is laughing."

...with a prostitute.


...in a diaper.
"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body
#9

Another Democrat Sex Problem

"How do you know, were you there?"

Were you?
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#10

Another Democrat Sex Problem

"bonking their friend's teenage daughter at Thanksgiving"

You can keep referring to her as a teenager for shock value all you want - she was 18, which IS legal - and the consensual part comes from those who WERE there.

#11

Another Democrat Sex Problem

How do I know? How do you know Michelle Obama tells people what they can't eat?
#12

Another Democrat Sex Problem

Who cares about Democrats sexual transgressions? They aren't the ones going around taking about FAMILY VALUES and PROTECTING TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE.

We're whorey by nature.

I love that it refers to her repeatedly as TEENAGER. If she were accused of wrong doing she would be referred to as an adult.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 7/26/11 at 02:11 PM

#13

Yeah Goth, Because No Republican Has EVER had a Sex Scandal of Their Own!

Mark Sanford was too arrogant to resign so I give this guy who I never heard of credit for doing that.Difference between Republicans and Democrats, Republicans NEVER RESIGN. Democrats do.Larry Craig did not resign either.

Oh,and to the unfair bias OP of this dumb a$$ thread,

http://www.dkosopedia.com/wiki/Republican_Sex_Scandals

You learn something new everyday so maybe Goth will learn that Sex scandals are NOT EXCLUSIVE to Democrats only.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
#14

Yeah Goth, Because No Republican Has EVER had a Sex Scandal of Their Own!

Let's see:

3 Kennedy Brothers
Jimmy Carter
Clinton
Barney Frank
Spitzer
McGreevey
John Edwards
Gary Condit
Weiner
Wu

And those are just the ones in high level positions. Maybe I'll start counting the mayors and state assembly.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#15

Yeah Goth, Because No Republican Has EVER had a Sex Scandal of Their Own!

Really Goth? You want to play this game? Every few weeks you start a post like this ignore ALL THE REPUBLICAN Politicians who have done the exact same thing. Whenever you are confronted you ignore the FACTS and run away. You are SUCH A HYPOCRITE!

Lets see,the ones Goth will NEVER mention!

Newt Gingrich
Larry Craig
Mark Sanford
Mark Foley
Arnold Achwarzenegger
David Vitter
Christopher Lee
Mike Duvall
John Ensign
Vito Fossella
Charles R. Boutin
Bob Allen
Jack Ryan
James E. West
Don Sherwood
Henry Hyde
Rudy Giuliani
Steve LaTourette
Helen Chenoweth-Hage
Bob Livingston
Bob Packwood
Jon Grunseth
Ken Calvert
Buz Lukens
Dan Crane
John G. Schmitz
Jon Hinson
Jesse Helms
Robert Bauman
Thomas B. Evans, Jr.

Here is a partial list Goth. Will be glad to post more. Wonder if you'll ever be man enough to admit both Democrats AND REPUBLICANS have their share of sex scandals. Nope, you just think its a 'liberal problem'.




'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
#24

Yeah Goth, Because No Republican Has EVER had a Sex Scandal of Their Own!

Goth, at least I know how to cut and paste. Besides, like I said earlier, you are a spineless coward. You post and run,never backing up your claims.(or in this case disputing the FACT that the GOP has just as many,if not more, sex scandals the Democrats do)

SO Goth, What is your point? You started this thread just like you've started many others in the past. Are you MAN ENOUGH to admit both sides have their share of scandals or are you too big of a coward? C'mon Goth. I refuse to let you get away these bias unfair 'my side never does anything wrong' posts. EVERYONE here see's you as being nothing more than a hypocrite. A pathetic one!
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

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