Joined: 12/31/69
"you havent *once* told me how cute my ass is today!!!"
The dress guidelines culminate with the sentence:
"Should a guest refuse to comply with our requests, the guest will be politely asked to leave the property.
What a visual. "Excuse me, Mr. Asscheek Hanger-Outer, but would you be so kind as to exit the park?"
I can hear the Bud Light Real Men Of Genius ad in my head already.
The Grist Mill, located in Craftsmen's Valley, serves cheese.
Country singer Dolly Parton to receive Johnny Mercer Award
NEW YORK (AP) -- Dolly Parton has been selected by the Songwriters Hall of Fame as this year's recipient of the Johnny Mercer Award.
The award is presented to a songwriter "whose body of work is of such high quality and impact, that it upholds the gold standard set by the legendary Johnny Mercer," the organization said Tuesday in a statement.
Parton will be honored June 7 at the annual awards dinner in New York.
Previous honorees include Kris Kristofferson, Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, Carole King, Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Hal David and Burt Bacharach.
Hits by Parton, 61, include "I Will Always Love You," "Here You Come Again" and "Why'd You Come in Here Lookin' Like That."
She was inducted into the hall of fame in 2001.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
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