Another Trophy for Dolly Parton

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/29/07 at 10:04pm

Parton says, "When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman."

Link.

Updated On: 4/8/07 at 10:04 PM

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:08pm

woooweeee, Dolly wants some of Granny Ogle's Funnelcake!!!

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:13pm

Hehehe. Could this be the real reason why Jessica Simpson was chosen to sing 9 to 5 at the Kennedy Center Honors?

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:27pm

oh Dolly's got better taste than that!

i'd imagine her welcoming America Ferrera into her Sapphic Hillbilly Holler....

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:36pm

It's just such an interesting statement at an interesting time in her career. Dolly's old enough and smart enough to not shoot her mouth off randomly in front of reporters.

Not to mention, just last year she spoke publicly about hate mail she had received because of her large gay following.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:47pm

I have never believed that Dolly was straight...and then I see her in the audience at a concert. Whose? Bette Midler's!!!! So you see, it's true.

[bwayaddict]

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:52pm

Now wait a minute.. I went to see Bette Midler's concert and I don't fantasize about other women. lol And I also got up at 5 am to go see Dolly Parton at the Today Show my first time in New York City. I couldn't believe how tiny she was except of course for her breasts.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:58pm

Baddy, you're always comparing yourself with Dolly Parton. You have to stop that. It's simply unhealthy!

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/29/07 at 11:59pm

"and then I see her in the audience at a concert."

I've always been of the opinion that Dolly is not an actual human being but rather an ethereal spirit who visits this mortal coil to dispense goodness and wisdom to those most in need - sort of like Della Reese on Touched By An Angel, only sparklier.

You're not suggesting that an audience for Bette would need divine intervention, are you?

[bwayaddict]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 12:02am

Well, that is for sure. Being that top heavy is definitely unhealthy..not good for the back!! But I would not mind her small waist.

Updated On: 3/30/07 at 12:02 AM

Posted: 3/30/07 at 12:06am

i'm proud of Dolly & i love her more than ever!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 12:07am

I'll take her talent, thank you very much.

Here's the thing, WW. We were at a Bette Midler concert. BETTE MIDLER, who, at the time, was at her mega-height of stardom. Her show was amazing. She was amazing. The Harlettes were amazing. SUDDENLY, it's intermission and doe ANYONE care about Bette? NO! I was sitting up front and the entire audience was fixated on Dolly who floated down the aisle with people flanking her as if to beg for a touch of the hem of her garment. I'll never forget it because she was forced to decsend ever-so-slowly as if she were royalty. (Except, of course, she was all smiles and graciousness.)

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 12:34am

My favorite part of this:

This story has been picked up by some of the more vicious or seedier gossip blogs. Many of them took the statement and made up very crude titles and twisted the actual statement to sound completely horrid (Some of them including some rather unflattering pictures) in an obvious attempt to fling mud at Dolly.

When you click on the comments with those articles most all of them are talking about how much they love Dolly or posting positive personal experiences they've had with her. Even in the dregs of the gossip world people still love and respect this woman. I think that says an awful lot about her as a celebrity and as a lady.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 12:55am

When I was 17 Dolly told me that she was going to adopt me because I was so sweet and my boobs were so big. I love her. And everyone who knows anything about her knows about Judy.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 1:03am

You knew Dolly when you were 17????

You were close enough to have offers of adoption????


I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you.

I love you.

Wanna get coffee later?


(I loved her openness with Judy even while denying it. It was so coy.)

Posted: 3/30/07 at 6:21am

i love Judy, & she looks so cute these days!


i have a Dolly story.

at the time of LITTLE SPARROW, she was doing a cd signing @ TOWER Licnocln Center (shed a tear). i brought her a print of my illustration of her based on her song DADDY COME & GET ME. she knew immediatley what it was refrencing & she said "Gawwwd, you remember that ol' thing?!??!" & i blushed & told her it was my favorite. when i left the table, the security guard tried to hand me back the picture & she slapped her hand down on it & said, in a stern-but-kind-of-babyish voice, "THATS MINE!!!" & then she smiled & winked at me.

i was floating for days.

light seemed to pour out of her, i got that feeling knights must have when they see their queen, that "i will gladly give my life to protect you" kind of feeling. Updated On: 3/30/07 at 06:21 AM

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 8:15am

There is one word I use that is a give-away about how I really felt about an artist or a musical between 1960 and 1986. That word is VINYL.

If I owned an artist or a work on VINYL that means they are forever in my heart (and in a box in my basement).

I was the ONLY person in my dorm who had Dolly on VINYL. Nobody--and I mean nobody--understood why she was so great. Except me, of course.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 8:31am

I'm sure her husband is thrilled by this public announcement!

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 8:41am

^LOL!

[shameless]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 8:42am

I don't know much about Dolly besides the fact that she's one of the most underrated singers of all time.

Now, I'm intrigued. Who's Judy?

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 8:49am

My first experience with Dolly was watching "Whorehouse" on TV as a kid.

I am not a big fan, or even remotley close to a mild fan of country, but anything she or Reba touch, turns to GOLD in my eyes. I always wanted to see Dolly play Glinda in "Wizard of Oz" (at least, a concert form)

[Calvin]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 9:30am

I've always been of the opinion that Dolly is not an actual human being but rather an ethereal spirit who visits this mortal coil to dispense goodness and wisdom to those most in need - sort of like Della Reese on Touched By An Angel, only sparklier.

Of course! She's a guardian movie star. You saw how she took Beah Richards up to heaven.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 12:45pm

Now, I'm intrigued. Who's Judy?
Oh darlin', Miss Judy is Dolly's very best friend since childhood. She has never been without her and never will be. Judy is to Dolly as Gayle is to Oprah. And the rumors have been there for years.

I was dating Dolly's neighbor when I met her, so I got to know her a little as a teen and into my early 20s. She really and truly is a beautiful soul. Her breasts are about the only fake thing about her. Even if I didn't love her music so, I would be a lifelong fan.

Updated On: 3/30/07 at 12:45 PM

[BigFatBlonde]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 1:08pm

Send Dolly my way.. I can show her some seriously satisfying big mama lovin that could snap her twig-girl in two.

[best12bars]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 1:24pm

Wait...

...Dolly is a woman?