Another Trophy for Dolly Parton- Page 2

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 1:30pm

"Of course! She's a guardian movie star. You saw how she took Beah Richards up to heaven."

"Somewhere, OUT there..."

"Hey Colonel, this diamond chip idnt gonna git it! That's something you give a child when she joins the church!"

[morosco]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 2:33pm

"woooweeee, Dolly wants some of Granny Ogle's Funnelcake!!!"

lol....priceless response!

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 2:56pm

Dolly has always been careful about what she says but she has always been edgy about what she says. She has an interesting persona in the sense that she looks like a Barbie, conveys genuine warmth and care for everyone on the planet, people love her and respect her, and while she is respectful of everyone, she does have a tendency to say some things that push the envelope a little bit. I think this soundbyte about her in bed with her husband makes her chuckle. She is no stranger to controversy-she just handles it better than the celebrities around nowadays.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 4:46pm

This is the woman that streaked across the lawn of Tom Jones. She said she didn't really run, as she would have given herself two black eyes. She actually served her boobs on a platter to one of her managers at one point.

[blueroses]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 4:49pm

" Her breasts are about the only fake thing about her."

JG, I thought the breasts were, essentially, real and had just been lifted.

[morosco]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 4:56pm

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde." -Dolly Parton

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 6:26pm

I love Dolly to bits, but I hope her husband has a sense of humor. It's not the nicest thing to say about someone- even if you haven't had sex with him in a few decades.

Updated On: 3/30/07 at 06:26 PM

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 8:17pm

No, Dolly's breasts are absolutely implants. In the 60s, her boobs were full, but normal. In her biography, she never admitted specifically, but she did give the names and phone numbers of the best surgeons she had ever worked with.

Posted: 3/30/07 at 8:20pm

& isnt Dolly partially responisble for bringing us BUFFY, via her & Sandy Gallin's SANDDOLLAR Productions?

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 10:44pm

I love Dolly to bits, but I hope her husband has a sense of humor.

From everything Dolly has said or written, Carl has a wonderful sense of humor. Also, I'm sure that everything she "candidly reveals" on her European tour is planned ahead of time so it's fine.

Posted: 3/30/07 at 10:54pm

JerseyGirl2, do you know if Carl Dean even really exists?
no one has ever seen him.
i always imagine Dolly just puts on a gruff voice & talks to herself, like Norman Bates & his mother.



heres a sweet photo of a fan meeting Judy Ogle!



& heres a pic of Dolly signing cds with Judy supervising

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 11:03pm

Like the child voice she puts on to sing with herself in Me and Little Andy (which would be a duet, I guess) and Take Me There (which was an entire children's chior)!!!!

I love Dolly's character voices.

Posted: 3/30/07 at 11:05pm

^ yeah!!!

& ****ESPECIALLY**** THESE OLD BONES!!!!

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/07 at 11:08pm

*rushes to music folder to find the song in question*

Posted: 3/30/07 at 11:28pm

i think Judy's so cute!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 12:26am

Now THAT is a power mullet! She needs some flannel!

Yes, Carl does exist. At least he did like 13 years ago.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 1:55am

I never really doubted Carl's existence, but his photos in her autobiography did look like either mugshots or someone's last known photo.

Posted: 3/31/07 at 9:28am

^
ha!

&

^^
ha ha!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 10:37am

Hell, Carl married a cute little hottie he thought he would have to support 40 years ago. Look at what he got. He lives in a mansion, can have anything he wants and is married to one of the most famous women in the world. He even has a theme and water park! He is able to avoid ALL the press and keep a very low profile. I am sure he doesn't really care what she says.

Posted: 3/31/07 at 6:06pm

one of my favorite Dolly songs....
Dolly Parton - ME & LITTLE ANDY

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/31/07 at 10:49pm

One of my favorites as well!

I also like to imagine the ensuing police investigation as Dolly explains to th detectives that the "angels" just "took them away".

Posted: 3/31/07 at 10:54pm

"well, y'see, officer...they got The Chill...."

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 12:19am

I just read this little gem.

From Dollywood.com's Frequently Asked Questions:

"Are there clothing guidelines at Dollywood?"

"To preserve our family atmosphere proper clothing is required including [blah blah blah]

Male guests must wear t-shirts, muscle shirts, tank tops or opaque shirts buttoned at least 2/3 of the way up from the waist, and must wear slacks or shorts that completely cover the buttocks."

That's occurred often enough to be included in the Frequently Asked Questions?

Posted: 4/1/07 at 12:26am

^^^
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAA

i can just picture the queens with their mudflaps hangin out of their denim cutoffs!!!!!

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 4/1/07 at 12:31am

The female dress code is stated in the next paragraph. It reads exactly the same as that, but with the inclusion of dresses and skirts. (Sorry, boys)

I just can't get over the subtle implication that the men were the real problem!

Not to mention, now I've got that phrase running through my head.

"...that completely cover the buttocks."