#51
Posted: 9/23/04 at 11:43pm
Any changes will have to wait 'til tommorrow, I have to get up in a few hours. Hold your thoughts 'til then, ok?
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#52
Posted: 9/23/04 at 11:43pm
Any changes will have to wait 'til tommorrow, I have to get up in a few hours. Hold your thoughts 'til then, ok?
#53
Posted: 9/23/04 at 11:44pm
G'night, insomniak! Sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs bite!
#54
Posted: 9/23/04 at 11:45pm
I'm not worried about the bedbugs, but the people on this board can be a bit rabid sometimes. 
The fun will continue later.
The fun will continue later.
#55
Posted: 9/24/04 at 12:35am
I think Dollypop deserves a song. Maybe something like "Summers in Lourdes"
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#56
Posted: 9/24/04 at 12:40am
rath needs a tango- how about "i'm krazy with a k and a z"?
now, there needs to be a song called "the spelling game," a patter song. stage right we have the kids, sing their posts with cronic spelling errors, and on stage left we have the adults correcting the kids as they read, and lament the state of the school system that could produce such bad spellers (and grammaticly challenged).
now, there needs to be a song called "the spelling game," a patter song. stage right we have the kids, sing their posts with cronic spelling errors, and on stage left we have the adults correcting the kids as they read, and lament the state of the school system that could produce such bad spellers (and grammaticly challenged).
Updated On: 9/24/04 at 12:40 AM
#57
Posted: 9/24/04 at 2:35am
Since daisy is getting a composer and lyricist, I'm not allowed to use my parody, but here it is anyway... 
"THE CUDDLES MATT_G GAVE"
Music by Stephen Flaherty
Original lyrics for "The Cuddles Mary Gave" by Lynn Ahrens
from their musical "A Man of No Importance"
Lyrics adapted by Jonathan O'Toole
He made the soda bread of angles
and the house was always clean.
And the way he gave the midnight snack
You could tell he was a queen.
But if ever there's a memory I'd save,
well, it's the cuddles
Matt_G gave.
Ah, he was warmer than an oven
in the middle of July.
First he'd lift me like a feather,
then he'd crush me like a fly!
It was wonderful and frightening,
to brave
those massive muscles...
the cuddles Matt_G gave.
How he'd talk as we'd walk
down the road on an evening
the neighbors all calling hello.
Just a grand, sturdy guy
and a small silly fellow
but we were well-suited, you know,
it doesn't seem so long ago...
Now, he'd be buttoning a shirt
or in the middle of a shave
or especially in those boxer-breifs...
the cuddles Matt_G gave.
And I'd wake up from this dream
I've had a fine, contented life,
having a dream with him as my wife...
but the only thing
I still can't help but crave...
well, it's the cuddles
the cuddles Matt_G gave.
Music by Stephen Flaherty
Original lyrics for "The Cuddles Mary Gave" by Lynn Ahrens
from their musical "A Man of No Importance"
Lyrics adapted by Jonathan O'Toole
He made the soda bread of angles
and the house was always clean.
And the way he gave the midnight snack
You could tell he was a queen.
But if ever there's a memory I'd save,
well, it's the cuddles
Matt_G gave.
Ah, he was warmer than an oven
in the middle of July.
First he'd lift me like a feather,
then he'd crush me like a fly!
It was wonderful and frightening,
to brave
those massive muscles...
the cuddles Matt_G gave.
How he'd talk as we'd walk
down the road on an evening
the neighbors all calling hello.
Just a grand, sturdy guy
and a small silly fellow
but we were well-suited, you know,
it doesn't seem so long ago...
Now, he'd be buttoning a shirt
or in the middle of a shave
or especially in those boxer-breifs...
the cuddles Matt_G gave.
And I'd wake up from this dream
I've had a fine, contented life,
having a dream with him as my wife...
but the only thing
I still can't help but crave...
well, it's the cuddles
the cuddles Matt_G gave.
Updated On: 9/24/04 at 02:35 AM
#58
Posted: 9/24/04 at 3:35am
don't forget to include me in the straight guys song...but make sure to write a solo part for a counter-tenor.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#59
Posted: 9/24/04 at 3:40am
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXCUUUUUUUSE ME....but if a great vocalist like Brian Stokes Mitchell is playing yours truly he should be getting a solo!
#60
Posted: 9/24/04 at 6:55am
you get a rap that shows us you're sensitive, but not afraid to be a disciplinarian. much like judge judy, you are tough, but fair.
50 cent will co-write.
50 cent will co-write.
#61
Posted: 9/24/04 at 8:04am
ok, in the song about staying in line, here's an idea... gotta include several of the cast members.. not sure who... but they gotta start talking/singing and get interrupted and deleted by the moderators :P
::bust a move::
#62
Posted: 9/24/04 at 8:45am
Don't forget to write a song called..."It's a Cast Recording..Not a Soundtrack !!!".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#63
Posted: 9/24/04 at 8:57am
oh my gosh - you are all too creative!
What a great list!
I can hardly wait for rehearsals.
What a great list!
I can hardly wait for rehearsals.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#64
Posted: 9/24/04 at 9:48am
I think I am in love with Marquise...
And Pop and I should have a love duet.
And Pop and I should have a love duet.
#65
Posted: 9/24/04 at 2:38pm
Updated. Some suggestions were already up there and some were too obscure jokes to be used.
I need to start making some final cuts, as not all of this can be squished into two and a half hours and still leave room for Daisy's wonderful book.
I need to start making some final cuts, as not all of this can be squished into two and a half hours and still leave room for Daisy's wonderful book.
#66
Posted: 9/24/04 at 2:43pm
LMAO@Feinstein..I get a rap?!!! Aiight I'd like to see "The Stokes" as me tackle that. I'm all for 50 Cent (pronounced Fiddy-Cent) writing it. I can see it:
You find me on the stage
Singin' my heart out ma-ma
Got what you need
I need to hear applause
I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug
And feel it gettin' rough
You find me on the stage
Singin' my heart out ma-ma
Got what you need
I need to hear applause
I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug
And feel it gettin' rough
#67
Posted: 9/24/04 at 5:12pm
Marquis, I would suggest a song for you about the glories of Stokes, with me as background of course. But that might be odd seeing as though he is playing you.humm...
#68
Posted: 11/4/04 at 7:09pm
Bumping one of the funniest threads we've had in a long time
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#69
Posted: 11/4/04 at 7:53pm
But WHERE Am I? 
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#70
Posted: 11/4/04 at 7:56pm
M_E - this all occurred before you were even a member. You're just going to have to come up with your own one-woman show ala redhot and show us what you've got 
#71
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:20pm
Lil' Ol' Me--a ONE woman Show?
DG, I don't see THAT at all!
(I mean who would I throw out trivia questions to--the audience?) :)
DG, I don't see THAT at all!
(I mean who would I throw out trivia questions to--the audience?) :)
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#72
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:36pm
can i be in the chorus or something?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#73
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:37pm
Me too? I can tap dance, ya know.
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
#74
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:39pm
"I'm not who you think I am"- Your's truly
#75
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:40pm
Oh wow... do I get paid overtime for all the new material I need to write?
And FYI- the list in the first post is inaccurate, go by my list below it.
And FYI- the list in the first post is inaccurate, go by my list below it.
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