Baseball and Steroids Scandal Breaking

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:07pm

This is the list of players involved that was leaked to NBC from the report that's about to be released. The list was posted and then yanked.

Frankly, what's the big big surprise about steroid use among wrestlers and baseball players (and football) who have huge guns and thick necks? It can't be genetics with ALL of them.

* Brady Anderson
* Manny Alexander
* Rick Ankiel
* Jeff Bagwell
* Barry Bonds
* Aaron Boone
* Rafael Bettancourt
* Bret Boone
* Milton Bradley
* David Bell
* Dante Bichette
* Albert Belle
* Paul Byrd
* Wil Cordero
* Ken Caminiti
* Mike Cameron
* Ramon Castro
* Jose Canseco
* Ozzie Canseco
* Roger Clemens
* Paxton Crawford
* Wilson Delgado
* Lenny Dykstra
* Johnny Damon
* Carl Everett
* Kyle Farnsworth
* Ryan Franklin
* Troy Glaus
* Rich Garces
* Jason Grimsley
* Juan Gonzalez
* Eric Gagne
* Nomar Garciaparra
* Jason Giambi
* Jeremy Giambi
* Jose Guillen
* Jay Gibbons
* Juan Gonzalez
* Clay Hensley
* Jerry Hairston
* Felix Heredia, Jr.
* Darren Holmes
* Wally Joyner
* Darryl Kile
* Matt Lawton
* Raul Mondesi
* Mark McGwire
* Guillermo Mota
* Robert Machado
* Damian Moss
* Abraham Nunez
* Trot Nixon
* Jose Offerman
* Andy Pettitte
* Mark Prior
* Neifi Perez
* Rafael Palmiero
* Albert Pujols
* Brian Roberts
* Juan Rincon
* John Rocker
* Pudge Rodriguez
* Sammy Sosa
* Scott Schoenweiis
* David Segui
* Alex Sanchez
* Gary Sheffield
* Miguel Tejada
* Julian Tavarez
* Fernando Tatis
* Maurice Vaughn
* Jason Varitek
* Ismael Valdez
* Matt Williams
* Kerry Wood

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:13pm

PalJoey, where is this list taken from? My friend is telling me that certain players are on "the list," but they're not on the list above...

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:16pm

If anyone wants to skim the actual report. (Or read all 409 pages if you're feeling overzealous...)

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/news/mitchell/index.jsp

Updated On: 12/13/07 at 02:16 PM

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:32pm

Another article has these names: John Rocker, Lenny Dykstra, Chuck Knoblauch, Eric Gagne, Mo Vaughn, Benito Santiago, Jason Giambi, Matt Williams, Rondell White, and Kevin Brown.

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:33pm

NOT KNOBLAUCH!!!

I always wanted him to smack me in the face with his bat!

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:33pm

Oh no, not Nomar.

Kind of surprised about Roger Clemens though.

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:34pm

I'm a Yankee fan, but I'm not even REMOTELY surprised by Roger Clemens.

[Mandi Moo]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:34pm

If you look at the .pdf of the report it starts naming names around page 193.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:37pm

Hard to believe the performances of some of those losers were ENHANCED.

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:40pm

We're still talking baseball, right Namo?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:48pm

Right. RIGHT.

I coulda used some chemical assistance back when I was holding up Ken Caminiti's pictures with one hand.

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:55pm

The Real List:

Marvin Benard
Barry Bonds
Bobby Estalella
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde
Lenny Dysktra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettite
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Greg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangello
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody Mckay
Kent Mercker
Andy Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christianson
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Chad Allen
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett Jr.
Jim Parque
Brandon Donnelly
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Nook Logan
Daniel Naulty
Rick Ankiel
Paul Byrd
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Jose Guillen
Gary Matthews, Jr.
Scott Schoeneweis
Jose Canseco
Jason Grimsley
Darren Holmes
John Rocker
Ismael Valdez
Matt Williams
Steve Woodard
David Bell

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:03pm

John Rocker really let us all down.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:03pm

Andy Pettitte's name is spelled with 4 T's.

One for each of his big titties, and one for each of Roger's even bigger titties.

How did Roger and Andy get such big titties?

Now we know.

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:04pm

It's frustrating that there have to be so many more that aren't listed. It really just comes down to what teams had rats on them.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:06pm

I notice Jason Veritek is not inlcuded on the "real list." I'm basically glad but I'm going to personally have to inspect his testicles just so I can be sure.

[robbiej]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:07pm

Please...just play connect the dots with his bacne.

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:09pm

I notice Jason Veritek is not inlcuded on the "real list." I'm basically glad but I'm going to personally have to inspect his testicles just so I can be sure.

Hah, my friend knows this woman he's been banging for years.
Updated On: 12/13/07 at 03:09 PM

[jam_man]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:23pm

I was worried about that first list PalJoey listed, but then I checked the actual report (at least the quick section - the cancelled checks and such). NO Albert Pujols!

[Calvin]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:28pm

Considering Ken Caminiti dropped dead more than three years ago, steroids would have been the least of his problems.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:51pm

Hah, my friend knows this woman he's been banging for years

Do you know her well enough to inquire whether during the years in question, his testicles have shrunk from the size of, say, plums to that of, say, marbles or, worse, raisins?

[mominator]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:59pm

Also not shocked by Clemens

[Dollypop]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 4:32pm

Radio reports seem to indicate that Todd Hundley (sigh!) was also involved.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 5:15pm

Both Damon and Garciaparra are not on the Mitchell Report. They were mistakenly included in the listing.

[obsessedjb]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 5:23pm

me either siamese dream..doesn't surprise me in the least