Battleship
Battleship
#1Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 8:27amBattleship opened in Australia on Thursday, saw it tonite at the Drive In! It was big, dumb, got stupdier as the film went on! Plot holes so big that even the cast knew they where there! Parts of it lacked well anything, at the start it was unsure what it wanted to be, anti war, pro war, anti plot, pro plot. The most effective part was the Battleship moment towards the end of the film. Stupid Dumb and a few moments of fun!
Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist.
Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino.
This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more.
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#2Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 8:32amHas Liam Neeson officially become Nicolas Cage 2.0? It seems like an endless string of one bad movie after another.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#2Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 8:59am
One would think so, I saw him in wrath early in the day. Liam is only in the start and end of the film. And that is not a spoiler!
Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist.
Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino.
This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more.
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#3Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 10:34amI laughed out loud at the preview. I can endure stupid movies- but stupid movies based on stupid board games?
#4Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 10:46am
Please tell me they have the line; "You sunk my Battleship!"
Can't wait for "Shoots and Ladders" the Movie! Or "Candyland".
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Updated On: 4/17/12 at 10:46 AM
#5Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 11:06amI don't remember if that line was in the film! But don't worry the film is full of stupid lines.
Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist.
Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino.
This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more.
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#6Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 11:45am
I think it's Chutes and not Shoots...
as for Candyland the movie... i was kinda interested in seeing how that would be done... but then they cast Adam Sandler and now I have zero interest in it
#7Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 12:25pm
Yes it is Chutes, my Bad.
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#10Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 1:14pmThere IS a Monopoly movie in the works, I believe.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#11Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 1:57pmWell, we did have Clue and that was fun, at least (with that dynamite cast). But since the announcement of this film, there was nothing about it that made me want to see it. The previews only solidified my decision. Zero interest.
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#12Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 2:00pm
There is a Monopoly movie in development but it has been back-burnered.
Candyland is indeed moving forward. As is Ouija Board.
I wish I was making this up.
Battleship looks utterly preposterous. I can't wait.
....but the world goes 'round
#13Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 2:01pmI think Jumanji was also a decent movie.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#14Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 2:02pm
Nah, not well known enough.
They would need a huge star like Robin Williams or someone to pull that off.
....but the world goes 'round
#15Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 2:59pmWait, Quija Board the Movie? Didn't we already have that with The Exorcist? Mr Howdy anyone?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#16Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 3:14pmPerhaps Ouiji Board will be the latest "reboot" of The Exorcist. You know, same story but TOTALLY DIFFERENT this time around. Darker and grittier, which always means "better".
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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#17Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 5:50pmactually Calvin... there is also a Snakes and Ladders... i have the magnetic travel game version... and it's Snakes... not Chutes... so you are correct!
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#19Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 6:44pmWait you climb a ladder and slide down a snake? Oooooooooooo! I wanna see that movie!
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#20Battleship
Posted: 4/17/12 at 7:19pmSnakes and Ladders is what we played in Australia when we where kids.
Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist.
Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino.
This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more.
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