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Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters

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Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#1

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:06am

what's the difference?


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SonofMammaMiaSam Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#2

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:09am

40 or 50 pounds.

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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#2

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:10am

Most people can't agree, but this is my breakdown:

Bears--men who are heavy, bulky, muscular, hairy, tall and/or older

Cubs--men who are heavy, bulky, muscular, hairy, short and/or younger

Otters--men who are tall, hairy, and skinny

Seals--no idea

I always feel like I'm kinda cubbish. But I don't seem to fit into that scene.


Updated On: 5/30/07 at 11:10 AM

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#3

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:11am

Bears are generally older, hairy and have more than a little meat on their bones.

Cubs are generally younger, hairy and have more than a little meat on their bones.

Otters can be of any age, I think. They are usally hairy and trim/fit/thin, etc.

I'm not sure what a seal is.

ETA: Yeah, what Jerby said, although I'd never seen height brought into the mix before.


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Updated On: 5/30/07 at 11:11 AM

Calvin Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#4

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:11am

I've never heard of seals, either. But don't forget polar bears.

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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#5

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:12am

And black bears!


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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#6

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:12am

awww how cute robbo is starting his own zoo


Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#7

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:12am

I think Seal and Heidi are HOT!

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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#8

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:14am

You have to use a bigger club on bears.


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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#9

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:19am

like splash?


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Calvin Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#10

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:21am

I want an animal designation for my body type group! Something cute. With sharp teeth.

RobbO Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#11

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:22am

python?


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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#12

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:23am

whats splash?


Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

morosco Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#13

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:23am

According to the Gay Slang Dictionary:

seal n. Young legal age teen, or young adult with hairless swimmers body, height, weight, is average or under for the frame.(hairlessness, smaller stature, lack of muscular development.).
A seal is the younger partner in a relationship where one person prefers a love partner much older than himself. in a intergenerational relationships.

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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#14

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:24am

Harris, what happens to the lemenade you drop after I kick you in the nuts.

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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#15

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:26am

LMFAO


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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#16

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:28am



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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters

apropos, no?


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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#17

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:29am

then i will kick you back so hard you wont have new ex for 3 weeks


Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

Calvin Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#18

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:30am

That works.

RobbO Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#19

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:30am

thanks morosco!


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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#20

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:31am

http://www.bearbeautycontest.com/2006/pages/description.htm


bear - a man with a beard or van Dyke, typically with a hairy chest and body and a stocky or heavyset build; often older (or older looking) and displaying a masculine appearance and mannerisms.


chaser - a term that refers to someone who is not a bear, cub, or otter, but is sexually or romantically attracted to them (this term is often used in various communities to describe an outsider who has sexual attraction to people within that community).


cub - a younger (or younger looking) version of a bear, typically but not always with a smaller frame. The term is sometimes used to imply the passive partner in a relationship.


daddybear - is an older more husky guy sometimes looking for a daddy/son relationship or a Bearcub.


muscle bear - a muscular bear.


muscle cub - a muscular cub.


otter - a man who is hairy, but is not large or stocky - typically thinner, or with lean muscle.


papa bear - see daddybear


polar bear - is an older guy with white or grey fur/beard.


pocket bear - shorter bear.


pocket protector - taller bear.


manatee - heavyset, hairless bear

jrb_actor Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#21

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:32am

Calvin sure does have a heck of a hug!


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re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#22

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:33am

and they wonder why it's so hard to be gay. you really have to study A LOT.

Calvin Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#23

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:34am

And I've been known to unhinge...

Never mind.

RobbO Profile Photo

re: Bears/Cubs/Seals/Otters#24

Posted: 5/30/07 at 11:36am

sure do, somms. just be careful not to throw colored hankies into the mix.

thanks, windy, and is there such a thing as a pocket cub?


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