Buy those "she's so out of shape, and oh my gosh why do I need to see that" denim jeans.
"Or those "you know you didn't call her back because she sat on your phone and broke it" jeans.
Or look at these, the "you're a nice person, really, a really nice person, but I don't think we click and I don't want to see you after tonight...are you going to eat that?" jeans.
That's right. Old Navy. The store that "cares" about pears.
Pop-u-lar. You're gonna be pop-u-lar..."
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Matty, you just made me tee-tee in my knickers!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.