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Posted: 5/2/12 at 1:43pm
Or I guess technically Friday at 12:01 am with The Avengers.
3 and a half months from I'll be complaining about the soulless glitz of summer tent poles and how I long for a good mature drama. But like a dog who never learns, today I'm little kid anticipating all the superheroes, aliens, and explosions about to be offered up.
Here's what I'm gonna be checking out. What are you guys excited about?
Blockbusters:
The Avengers
I haven't really enjoyed any of the set up films. Thor was the most tolerable I suppose. Captain America was a bore. Iron Man was so-so.
But this has been getting good reviews, and Tom Hiddleston is the best thing by far in the Marvel Universe on screen.
Prometheus
CAN NOT WAIT!!!! My most anticipated movie of the year (along with the Hobbit) by far.
Transformers 4 Battleship
God is this gonna suck. But a part of me deep down inside loves watching **** explode. No other Summer movie looks to offer more explosions than this. Plus, aliens! And someone may even say "Hey! You sunk my battleship!"
Snow White and the Huntsman
Charlize Theron as a badass evil queen. 'Nuff said.
Rock of Ages
Didn't care for Hairspray on stage, but absolutely loved the movie version (weird, I know).
Don't care for Rock of Ages on Broadway, but maybe Shankman can pull a repeat and deliver a really fun time.
Ted
What can I say? I love Seth Mcfarlane.
Neighborhood Watch
Most unfortunate title of the summer. But I'm getting a good vibe from the advance promos and it has a secret weapon: Richard Ayoade, a very droll British comic who hasn't had much exposure over here.
Blockbusters that I'll wait for BD
Spider-man
The origin story again? Love Garfield, but the Lizard looks ridiculous. Word slipped out this week that Sony hates the movie and fired everyone (sans Garfield) from the sequel which is already being written.
Dark Knight Rises
Probably alone here, but I haven't enjoyed either of previous two movies. Sure to be the biggest money maker of the year, it's one I'll pass on.
Dark Shadows
Depp and Burton. Bonham Carter. Quirky Gothic outsider tries to fit in. Seen this at least 8 times already.
Men in Black 3
zzzzzzzzzzzz
G.I. Joe Retaliation
One toy based movie a year for me. Battleship fills that slot.
Animation
Ice Age 4 and Madagascar 3 both look anemic.
Best bet is Pixar's Brave. Can't quite get a feel for it, but Pixar rarely disappoints.
Wild Cards!
The most exciting category for me. I have no idea how these will turn out, but I'm giving them all a shot:
Hick
Chloe Grace Moretz and Eddie Redmayne. Road movie.
Where Do We Go Now?
Foreign comedy about Christian and Muslim women who team up and hatch crazy schemes to keep their men from starting holy wars.
Lovely Molly
Genre film from Eduardo Sanchez of the original Blair Witch fame.
Moonrise Kingdom
More twee naval gazing from Wes Anderson. I'm a fan though so this is right up my alley.
Peace Love & Misunderstanding - Bruce Beresford directs Jane Fonda as a crazy hippie who teaches Catherine Keener's kids about life.
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Won best picture at Sundance. Looks like a very surreal portrait of a small Bayou community. And then a flood comes. It's love it or hate it from what I've read, but must be seen either way.
The Surrogate
The only sure Oscar contender so far this summer. John Hawkes (very likely best actor nominee) as a man in an iron lung who hires sex worker Helen Hunt to help him lose his virginity.
3 and a half months from I'll be complaining about the soulless glitz of summer tent poles and how I long for a good mature drama. But like a dog who never learns, today I'm little kid anticipating all the superheroes, aliens, and explosions about to be offered up.
Here's what I'm gonna be checking out. What are you guys excited about?
Blockbusters:
The Avengers
I haven't really enjoyed any of the set up films. Thor was the most tolerable I suppose. Captain America was a bore. Iron Man was so-so.
But this has been getting good reviews, and Tom Hiddleston is the best thing by far in the Marvel Universe on screen.
Prometheus
CAN NOT WAIT!!!! My most anticipated movie of the year (along with the Hobbit) by far.
God is this gonna suck. But a part of me deep down inside loves watching **** explode. No other Summer movie looks to offer more explosions than this. Plus, aliens! And someone may even say "Hey! You sunk my battleship!"
Snow White and the Huntsman
Charlize Theron as a badass evil queen. 'Nuff said.
Rock of Ages
Didn't care for Hairspray on stage, but absolutely loved the movie version (weird, I know).
Don't care for Rock of Ages on Broadway, but maybe Shankman can pull a repeat and deliver a really fun time.
Ted
What can I say? I love Seth Mcfarlane.
Neighborhood Watch
Most unfortunate title of the summer. But I'm getting a good vibe from the advance promos and it has a secret weapon: Richard Ayoade, a very droll British comic who hasn't had much exposure over here.
Blockbusters that I'll wait for BD
Spider-man
The origin story again? Love Garfield, but the Lizard looks ridiculous. Word slipped out this week that Sony hates the movie and fired everyone (sans Garfield) from the sequel which is already being written.
Dark Knight Rises
Probably alone here, but I haven't enjoyed either of previous two movies. Sure to be the biggest money maker of the year, it's one I'll pass on.
Dark Shadows
Depp and Burton. Bonham Carter. Quirky Gothic outsider tries to fit in. Seen this at least 8 times already.
Men in Black 3
zzzzzzzzzzzz
G.I. Joe Retaliation
One toy based movie a year for me. Battleship fills that slot.
Animation
Ice Age 4 and Madagascar 3 both look anemic.
Best bet is Pixar's Brave. Can't quite get a feel for it, but Pixar rarely disappoints.
Wild Cards!
The most exciting category for me. I have no idea how these will turn out, but I'm giving them all a shot:
Hick
Chloe Grace Moretz and Eddie Redmayne. Road movie.
Where Do We Go Now?
Foreign comedy about Christian and Muslim women who team up and hatch crazy schemes to keep their men from starting holy wars.
Lovely Molly
Genre film from Eduardo Sanchez of the original Blair Witch fame.
Moonrise Kingdom
More twee naval gazing from Wes Anderson. I'm a fan though so this is right up my alley.
Peace Love & Misunderstanding - Bruce Beresford directs Jane Fonda as a crazy hippie who teaches Catherine Keener's kids about life.
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Won best picture at Sundance. Looks like a very surreal portrait of a small Bayou community. And then a flood comes. It's love it or hate it from what I've read, but must be seen either way.
The Surrogate
The only sure Oscar contender so far this summer. John Hawkes (very likely best actor nominee) as a man in an iron lung who hires sex worker Helen Hunt to help him lose his virginity.
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 5/2/12 at 01:43 PM