Boob Jobs- Page 4

[Marlene]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 4:42pm

Wait, if I use papa and boobs in a sentence, will this thread get deleted?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 4:54pm

yes.

3...2...1...

[StageManager2]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 5:02pm

papa: You're a pig in a cheap suit!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 5:25pm

that's a g*dd*mned lie. this is a very expensive suit.

[Holliwoodblonde]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 5:46pm

As a girl who was at one point a 38DD and is now a 36D (weight loss) I've gone through the gammet of breast insecurities. For the longest time it hurt just to go up and down stairs, I'd look at my friends and think "You lucky b!tches." And let's face it, big (natural) breasts are not aesthetically pleasing, they're saggy and oftentimes have stretchmarks.

So when I lost 30 pounds and suddenly found myself down a cup size you'd think I'd be happy. I could wear push-up bras, cute push-up bras. There wasn't a chance of giving myself a black eye while running.

But not so much, if anything I was more unhappy because my chest was gone.

Would I ever get plastic surgery? Probably not. Do I understand wanting to change your body and make it as great as possible? Completely.

Like someone said earlier, there's nothing wrong with breast augmentation, it's the extreme sizes that women are going to. If you have small A-cups, you probably shouldn't go bigger than a C (and even that's being generous).

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 9:44pm

What kind of men are attracted to fake boobs?

Are they myopic, ya think?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 9:54pm

frankly I don't feel it's any of my business to tell a woman what to do with her body........

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:00pm

I should think not, Elphaba.

It is like art, though.

You might not tell a painter what to paint but you might have an opinion about the result.

[Marlene]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:01pm

What kind of men are attracted to fake boobs?
The kind that like cheap porn.

[justagirl2]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:02pm

Really, though, who DOESN'T like cheap porn?

I know quite a few men who love fake boobs.
Updated On: 10/23/06 at 10:02 PM

[StageManager2]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:03pm

What's fake porn? Simulated sex?

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:04pm

Gee Marlene, that av looks like you've got boobs on your cheeks.

And they definitely look fake.

[Marlene]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:08pm

Excuse me, Ms. Nomdeplume. I don't appreciate that you are making false allegations that I've had work done. I’ve been told as a little girl that my cheeks are lovely, plump, and cherubic.

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:13pm

There is no "Ms." nomdeplume.

There is only nomdeplume. We are a group soul.

Don't try to be polite when you're telling me you ain't got fake boobs on your cherubic cheeks, Marlene.

The noive.

We knows what we nose.

[Marlene]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:15pm

Lo siento. nomdeplume is a dude? o_0

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 10:17pm

The name is puddintane.

Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

Back to boobs, nice try to evade the issue of the fake pair perched on your visage.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:01pm

Has Mistress commented on this thread? She's the boob queen!

(Why do I think I've posted this before?)

Updated On: 10/23/06 at 11:01 PM

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:02pm

My favorite boob just arrived!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:10pm

I'm ready for the job part now. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:13pm

Great!

I won't need a new car.

[Marlene]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:13pm

You're fired.

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:14pm

Hey!

Nothing like coming for a visit and taking over, Marlene.

[Marlene]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:23pm

I'm going to bed. So you can do as you please.

I'll forgive you, but my cheeks won't. Updated On: 10/23/06 at 11:23 PM

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:25pm

Was it you that Phanty spanked, Marlene?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 10/23/06 at 11:26pm

Blow, don't suck.