I think that's a beautiful idea. This lovely, wonderful creature should be celebrated and embraced, for both his handsome face and sparkling personality, as well as his...well, shortcomings. Our love is unconditional!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.