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#1

Bring back Carol Burnett!!

SO much funnier than the **** they have on MADtv and SNL.

I'm really upset that variety TV is dead. NO ONE has been able to revive it. They BLEW every opportunity given to them. Rosie, Nick & Jessica, etc. And I don't think the fault lies in disinterest from TV audiences. I think it's because all variety programs of recent memory have been produced so POORLY. I can understand that the networks need names to host, guest star, etc. but the selection really needs to be stellar.

I rant because I am watching an infomercial for Carol Burnett DVDs and it's just genius. My roommate, who is obsessed with SNL and has never even heard of Carol Burnett, is rolling over laughing just at the CLIPS.

Rant over.
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--Aristotle
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"has never even heard of Carol Burnett"

That's almost inconceivable to me.
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Even in this quiet Welsh backwater I know of Carol Burnett and her work, your chum is waaay out of the loopre: Bring back Carol Burnett!!
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#4

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IMO, there aren't actors these days experienced in sketch comedy. Producers over the past several years have not nurtured character actors and they've been neglected. I think some of the British sitcoms are so popular in the US ("Are You Being Served" "Keeping Up Appearances" "Absolutely Fabulous") because people miss seeing true character acting.
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#5

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Capn- I'm so glad you exposed your roommate to Carol! She is a true genius and is known for being one of the nicest persons ever in show business! She had great writers too! I wish SNL would get the cream of the crop of Letterman, Leno, Conan, Kimmel, Fallon..writers to write for them. Also wish they would bring in comic actors who can do more than just one character (ie. Keenan)
#6

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And also a damn nice lady.

Still underappreciated as an actress; let's hope her strong dramatic turn on "Law and Order" this spring gets her an Emmy award.

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There's also the issue that Will Ferrell and Fred Armisen can't hold a CANDLE to Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. Also, Kristen Wiig couldn't be further away from Carol Burnett, and she's what SNL is most promoting as their "best" comedian.

I wish they'd release the Carol Burnett show on DVD - it always made me laugh. My favorite sketch of all time was one where Tim Conway was a soldier and he was supposed to load a cannon but couldn't lift the ball. Harvey Korman (of course) couldn't stop laughing -- I remember just cracking up at that one, it was at least equal to the famous dentist skit.
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#8

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Goth and jason, you hit two nails on the head. Goth, I have thought the same thing.
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#10

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it's money, honey, and a right issue on 1967-72 seasons. it would cost a fortune for all the music clearances and i guess no one, not even CBS, is interested. you can only get about 50 episodes on DVDs.
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#11

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I saw that infomercial ages ago and decided to buy the dvd sets. Unfortunately it's one of those "We'll send them to you every month" deals. The very first one they sent me was the episode with Dinah Shore and the "Went With the Wind" sketch. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

I find it sad that some people around my age (22) and perhaps a bit older don't really know about or maybe even don't care to know about talents like Carol, Tim and Vicki.
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re: Bring back Carol Burnett!!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
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I miss the physical comedy of shows from years ago. All comedy today is based on jokes and never physical comedy.

Who can forget Lucy & Ethel making chocolates? Or Lucy grape stomping?

Carol Burnett had some very funny physical stunts as well. One that still sticks in my mind was when she was playing an English girl cheering up soldiers in a hospital. She pulls out a small accordian and beings to sing. She gets her bosom stuck in the accordian and of course does her funny cross-eyed face. And of course Tim Conway was a master at the physical.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#15

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I was talking just this weekend about physical comedy on TV. Not the greatest show in the world, but "Laverne and Shirley" had some of the most amazing physical stuff ever. I'll never forget the two of them trying to jump off the wall hooks someone had hung them on, or the across-the-room leap onto a potato chip during a stay at a "fat farm."

(Talking of nostalgia for things long gone, remember the phrase "fat farm" . . . ?)
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My favorite show growing up...the skits were the highlight, but also the musical numbers, the choreography, the sets and costumes...nothing compared.

"...or the across-the-room leap onto a potato chip during a stay at a "fat farm."

Reg, perhaps you're thinking of this episode. L & S were trying to make money to go to a fancy dinner party...they decided to follow Lenny and Squiggy's advice and sign up for lab testing. Laverne was denied sleep and Shirley was denied food. When they finally got to the party, Laverne couldnt stay awake and Shirley couldnt get to the food because she had to hold up Laverne. Finally someone dropped a cracker and she jumped on it...leaving Laverne in a chair where she eventually tumbled out of it, asleep. Amazing, amazing amazing. It was Shirley getting up off the floor and fixing her hat just before Laverne rolled through the crowd.

Another ep. was when Shirley was teaching Laverne to drive...using their apartment. Shirley's reaction to Laverne "running over" boo boo kitty...amazing again.

Penny was always known as a great physical comedienne, but I think Cindy was even better.
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Back on topic (sorry for the L&S detour): my favorites were always the movie spoofs: "Went with the Wind," of course, but also "Rebecky" and "National Velvet" and one with Paul Sand, where Harvey was a Laurence Olivier-like werewolf and Vicky an old gypsy woman. Pure genius.


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Vicky's old gypsy was BRILLIANT!

"Go raise children!"
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#21

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Sometimes I think Carol must have made a pact with the devil. She traded a little of her wacky sense of humor for a chin. Once that chin showed up she was never quite as funny again.
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Doodle, I thought so too!

One of the great pleasures of the show was watching Vicky grow in skill over the years (culminating, perhaps, in the outtake where Mama cracks Eunice up by asking "Is it your time of the month, or something? . . . Are you riding the cotton pony?")

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