Britney's "Comeback"

[Love4Cheno]

Britney's "Comeback"#1

Posted: 5/2/07 at 10:10am

Oh boy.

Goes onstage 2 hrs late, "performs" for 20 mins. (lip-synching everything), barely dancing (choreography courtesy of local high school cheer squad).

At least her wig stayed put!

http://preppylife.tumblr.com/

[ClumsyDude15]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#2

Posted: 5/2/07 at 2:59pm

Oh your so bitter.

I love Britney and was so glad to hear she performed.

I jumped up and down this morning with pure joy!

"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.

[tazber]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#2

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:04pm

I really wanted her to have a comeback, but she has gone so far overboard that she will always be a joke now. Even if she returns with a killer single, which is unlikely, I think her time has passed. At least until she goes on the The Surreal World.

....but the world goes 'round

[ahmelie]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#3

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:09pm

I'm still secretly obsessed with "Toxic"

Theatre is a safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done. -John Patrick Shanley

[RadiGal2]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#4

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:12pm

ahmelie: I was at a gymnastics meet with the wee one and some girl used that for her floor routine gymrat looked at me with great anticipation to which I replied "Over my dead body"...
...and yet, I secretly dance to that song and My Humps, which I loathe on principle, every time I hear them played. It's pitiful.

"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

Updated On: 5/2/07 at 03:12 PM

[ClumsyDude15]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#5

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:13pm

I think she can do it.
I honestly believe in her.

I know it sounds crazy, but I think America is kind of rooting for her to make it.

I like what MTV put up on their website:


Britney's Back! Spears Returns To The Stage With Five-Song Dirty Dance Party

"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.

[mateo]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#6

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:16pm

but shes still f'n nuts.

now topless pics of her holding flowers over her bosoms have surfaced. lordy.

"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.

"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"

"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"

Updated On: 5/2/07 at 03:16 PM

[tazber]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#7

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:16pm

I too love toxic.

Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_QDvS1amY

....but the world goes 'round

[ClumsyDude15]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#8

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:23pm

I'm a die-hard fan.
I won't give up till she gives up.

I am rooting for her to succeeded and prove the naysayers wrong.

"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.

[RadiGal2]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#9

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:25pm

Oh taz that's just sad. sad. sad. and oh, so true. She lacks the audacity or authenticity of Madonna unfortunately she has the kind of balls it take to reinvent herself. M

"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

[Bettyboy72]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#10

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:25pm

Britney will have a huge comeback. She will disappear, meet with a trainer, cut a new album, and get paid millions by all of the primetime shows for interviews about her recovery. She might even ghost write a book about her journey that she can talk about. The lady is far done-she sells mags and ad air time. Brit will rise from the ashes and the gays will be there to catch her.

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[tazber]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#11

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:30pm

I agree she would be a media sensation, but who would actually buy her album? Her fan base is grown, tweens have their own idols, and while gays would no doubt support her, it's a relatively small demographic.
I'm not anti-Britney at all. I have some of her records, but I'm saying she will probably be more of a celebrity curio that a bona fide presence in the record industry.

....but the world goes 'round

[Borstalboy]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#12

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:36pm

Britney may have a big comeback, but the question that I wonder about is: Does SHE want this? It would not surprise me at all if she announces retirement sometime in the near future.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Love4Cheno]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#13

Posted: 5/2/07 at 3:42pm

I'm not anti-Britney at all. I was a fan, and I still occassionally listen to some of her music (mainly at the gym).

She will always be a media sensation, however I think the interest in her right now is for all the wrong reasons. Anna Nicole Smith was/is also a huge media sensation. What a great end to that story!

What really ticks me off is that people paid up to $150 for these seats (stupid, I know). Britney lip-synching for a mere 20 minutes is just a HUGE "F*** You" to all of the people who came out to see her.

Why is anyone still comparing her to Madonna? Britney would require a functioning brain to deserve such a comparison, at the very least.

http://preppylife.tumblr.com/

[Bettyboy72]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#14

Posted: 5/2/07 at 7:04pm

I just saw pics on www.omgblog.com and the performance looks pretty pitiful. I love me some Brit, but it looks like a bad Pussy Cat Dolls show. Plus some of the pics show her not looking so fit with her bare midriff. Brit, please pull it together before you try to sell it again.

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[TheHumanTorch]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#15

Posted: 5/2/07 at 7:22pm

she should have at least acknowledged the crowd... for a girl of that mental capacity she should not have fired all of her handlers..

[muscle23ftl]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#16

Posted: 5/2/07 at 8:24pm

"Oh your so bitter.

I love Britney and was so glad to hear she performed.

I jumped up and down this morning with pure joy!"

Just reading that made me want to puke. If she is crazy or not, isn't really an issue to me. My issue is that she can't sing, and yet she sells millions of records and its a billionaire. That I can't get. Oh, and she said she supported Bush also!

"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

[withoutlovewithoutU]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#17

Posted: 5/2/07 at 8:34pm

I'm not a huge fan of, and think she's more then a little crazy, but she might pull off a Mariah Carey comeback.

"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"

"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu

[Fabrizio2]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#18

Posted: 5/2/07 at 9:18pm

Mariah Carey had a comeback?

[BroomstickBoy]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#19

Posted: 5/2/07 at 10:14pm

One thing that still drives me nuts about her is that not only does she lip-synch her way through the songs, but she lip-synchs to vocal tracks she recorded EIGHT YEARS AGO. She couldnt' at least do the smart thing and record new vocal tracks to use instead of the same tired "15 year old" whining from 1998. I mean it wouldn't be any better, but at least it wouldn't be so obvious.

I don't WANT to live in what they call "a certain way." In the first place I'd be no good at it and besides that I don't want to be identified with any one class of people. I want to live every whichway, among all kinds---and know them---and understand them---and love them---THAT's what I want! - Philip Barry (Holiday)

[muscle23ftl]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#20

Posted: 5/2/07 at 10:19pm

True.

"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

[wickedfiyeroofoz]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#21

Posted: 5/3/07 at 10:33am

Mariah Carey had a ridicoulously huge comeback. "We belong together" was a bigger success than any of her songs from her early career.

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

[RobbO]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#22

Posted: 5/3/07 at 10:37am

for sure i thought britney's comeback was gonna be something like:

britney (to kevin): "oh yeah y'all are white trash too, y'all!!"

XING
PED

[tazber]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#23

Posted: 5/3/07 at 10:37am

it was, and also one of her worst. Go figure.

....but the world goes 'round

[Borstalboy]

re: Britney's 'Comeback'#24

Posted: 5/3/07 at 11:26am

Yes, the lip-synching, stripperella, whoring sea donkey thing is very, very 2001. If she's gonna come back, she's got to up the ante a touch.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali