#1
Posted: 5/14/08 at 9:53am
But what if aliens are gay?
#2
Posted: 5/14/08 at 9:53am
Dude, I read this in the paper this morning and was going to post almost the exact same thread title!
#3
Posted: 5/14/08 at 10:02am
What do you mean 'if'?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#4
Posted: 5/14/08 at 10:14am
Martians -- Yes!
Same-Sex Marriage, Birth Control -- No!
Way to go VATICAN!!
Same-Sex Marriage, Birth Control -- No!
Way to go VATICAN!!
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
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#5
Posted: 5/14/08 at 10:14am
Get ready for the second collection basket for missionary work on Mars.
Updated On: 5/14/08 at 10:14 AM
#6
Posted: 5/14/08 at 10:27am
do you think His Popelessness has ANY idea how ridiculous he sounds.......I mean, really!
It's ok to believe in little green men, but not gay ones on your own planet......ridiculous
It's ok to believe in little green men, but not gay ones on your own planet......ridiculous
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#7
Posted: 5/14/08 at 10:47am
As long as the intelligent aliens realized that God created MAN in His own image, and understand that makes them inferior and subservient.
#8
Posted: 5/14/08 at 10:53am
What's the Vatican's position on probing?
"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell
#9
Posted: 5/14/08 at 11:17am
Well...lots of folks claimed they were probed by aliens.
#10
Posted: 5/14/08 at 11:18am
Yes, but were they illegal aliens?
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#11
Posted: 5/14/08 at 11:21am
Is the Vatican saying that all illegal immigrants are green little men?
"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell
#12
Posted: 5/14/08 at 11:51am
"I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace and then died, only to come back to life, and his name was E.T., the extra terrestrial. I loved that little guy."
-Rev. Timothy Lovejoy of the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism
-Rev. Timothy Lovejoy of the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism
Updated On: 5/14/08 at 11:51 AM
#13
Posted: 5/14/08 at 11:53am
I thought the Bible specifically stated that God created Earth, not the other six planets.
Or am I forgetting something?
Or am I forgetting something?
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#14
Posted: 5/14/08 at 12:01pm
i'm cool with gay aliens if they have hot human like bodies. ugly aliens can stay on the home planet.
#15
Posted: 5/14/08 at 12:11pm
So, to sum up: ET phone gay helpline- Vatican says that's A-OK; 14 year old human phones gay helpline- TREASON!
"I think of avant-garde as downtown shows where you rub waffles and chocolate on yourself."- Hunter Bell
#16
Posted: 5/14/08 at 12:34pm
Hmmmm, the vat had better rethink their position on this one.....
They are "out" there
They are "out" there
....but the world goes 'round
#17
Posted: 5/14/08 at 12:36pm
Look! Predator is a 'mo!
....but the world goes 'round
#18
Posted: 5/14/08 at 12:42pm
Yeah, but he's only good for one wild night, then he leaves you gknockten up and schtingle.
#19
Posted: 5/14/08 at 12:46pm
Roger is the absolute best Cal! Did you know his personality was based on Paul Lynde?
And, I found some vacation photos of the gay predator and his boyfriend in London!
What's that thing in the middle?
And, I found some vacation photos of the gay predator and his boyfriend in London!
What's that thing in the middle?
....but the world goes 'round
#20
Posted: 5/14/08 at 1:10pm
They dont get gayer than him:
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#21
Posted: 5/14/08 at 1:16pm
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#22
Posted: 5/14/08 at 1:18pm
Marvin's lack of a mouth limits his usefulness, I'm afraid.
#23
Posted: 5/14/08 at 1:20pm
Ummm...you dont know what's under that skirt!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#25
Posted: 5/14/08 at 1:27pm
What do you mean Cal? His face is one big black hole!
....but the world goes 'round
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