Eric, I love you mum. When I was laid off and had to move in with my parents for a spell a few years ago, one night my mum walked by room while I was reading a book, quietly slipped in and said "you know, if you want to have any friends over, that's fine with me."
And I was, like, "uhhh, yeah, I know..." not knowing where she was going with this.
Then she said, "and, you know, they're welcome to spend the night."
So I ask her - thinking I'll shock her a little, "you mean, if I want to have someone over to ****?"
And without blinking an eye she says, "yeah, just remember to change the sheets."
Sorry, sidebar.
Updated On: 10/28/14 at 01:16 AM