CELEBRATE ABSTINENCE!!

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CELEBRATE ABSTINENCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 6:59pm

With these informative and exciting (but not exciting like THAT!) websites.

For girls:
http://www.ironhymen.com

For boys:
http://www.sexisforfags.com

And for technical virgins:
http://www.technicalvirgin.com

Have some good clean fun!

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Updated On: 9/6/05 at 06:59 PM

#2

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:00pm

TOO LATE

Updated On: 9/6/05 at 07:00 PM

#3

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:10pm

Thank God I'm a fag!!

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#4

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:34pm

Ya know, some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

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#5

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:51pm

I know it's just a joke but as a virgin, that page really offended me.

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#6

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:17pm

"because vaginas are totally gay."

I laughed harder than I should have at this line.

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#7

celibate, celibate, dance to the music

Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:11pm

'cuz i'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

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#8

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:12pm

Hah,

well...I am a virgin and I found that page funny as hell.

Akiva

#9

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:16pm

Iron Hymen? Holy crap.

#10

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:16pm

My abstinance is no cause for celebration. My fagginess notwithstanding. But I don't eat Slim Jims, either. And I wouldn't even begin to know hot to snap into one.

#11

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:21pm

Akiva, your hotness factor just went up by 10. Again.

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#12

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:40pm

Ahaha. Haha. Phew.


Haha. For clarification.

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#13

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:42pm

I smell Betty Bowers!

Akiva, I'm a virgin too. And you'll be exactly the same kind of virgin I am when you reach my age.

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#14

re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:50pm

Phew.