CELEBRATE ABSTINENCE!!
CELEBRATE ABSTINENCE!!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#0CELEBRATE ABSTINENCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 6:59pm
With these informative and exciting (but not exciting like THAT!) websites.
For girls:
http://www.ironhymen.com
For boys:
http://www.sexisforfags.com
And for technical virgins:
http://www.technicalvirgin.com
Have some good clean fun!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Updated On: 9/6/05 at 06:59 PM
WickedJerseyGirl
Stand-by Joined: 8/31/05
#3re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:34pmYa know, some people have WAY too much time on their hands.
Idina: This is called a kielbasa!
Pianist: It's called a 'KA-basa'...
Idina: It's called a kabasa? Oh, a KIEL-basa's a sausage, isn't it? I CAN PLAY THAT TOO! HULLO!!
#4re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:51pmI know it's just a joke but as a virgin, that page really offended me.
Sunchips: Best Kept Secret in the chip aisle!!
#5re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:17pm
"because vaginas are totally gay."
I laughed harder than I should have at this line.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#6celibate, celibate, dance to the music
Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:11pm'cuz i'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#7re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:12pm
Hah,
well...I am a virgin and I found that page funny as hell.
Akiva
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#9re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:16pmMy abstinance is no cause for celebration. My fagginess notwithstanding. But I don't eat Slim Jims, either. And I wouldn't even begin to know hot to snap into one.
#10re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 9:21pm
Akiva, your hotness factor just went up by 10. Again. 
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HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
#11re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:40pm
Ahaha. Haha. Phew.
Haha. For clarification.
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12re: CELEBRATE ABSTINANCE!!
Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:42pm
I smell Betty Bowers!
Akiva, I'm a virgin too. And you'll be exactly the same kind of virgin I am when you reach my age.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
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