Calvin Klein's Boyfriend comes out as straight AND AN AUTHOR!- Page 2

[artscallion]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:02am

I find teeth like that distracting on actors particularly. And they're the ones most likely to have them. Watching a movie where some housewife from Defiance Ohio is scrounging for lottery tickets flash her movie star teeth takes me right out of the story.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:05am

It's like staring at a mouth full of Chiclets! Do they still even make Chiclets?

Updated On: 8/20/13 at 09:05 AM

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:07am

It's like they gargled with a mouthful of Dutch Boy glossy white.


Yes, when the Hollywood folk play the "food stamps" set, their day-glow Mr. Eds are always a dead giveaway.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:17am

Maybe its like that old joke. he/she was such a bad lay i switching teams! lol

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:19am

@besty: EL OH EL @ "day-glow Mr. Eds"

[Tom1071]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:30am

He's an opportunist is what he is. He will be whatever he needs to be as long as it benefits him.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:31am

@Tom1071: You're absolutely right. I agree.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:31am

Absolutely Tom. And now that he's not Calvin's bf anymore he's grabbing any chance he can to extend his "celebrity".

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:34am

He should have listened to Edith Bouvier Beale.

"You can't get any freedom while you're being supported."

And so they all want to break free and assert their independence and be loved and admired for who they are. That's when they fall on their asses. Because "who they are" was solely defined by who supported them.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:43am

He got kicked out of a party on Fire Island this weekend for picking fights with people and shrieking "Get away! I'm straight!"


"Oh ick! Gay people!"

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:46am

Obviously, he didn't get the "When in Rome..." memo.

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 9:55am

Next will be more plastic surgery, a failed business, a failed palimony suit, a blocked tell-all book, a straight porn movie or photo shoot, more plastic surgery, filing bankruptcy, rehab, renewed Christian faith, arrests for domestic violence, and an obscure life of misery trying to prove who he is, when he has no clue himself.

So my crystal balls tell me.

Actually, I hope I'm wrong.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 10:03am

besty, you forgot the reality show.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 10:05am

I assume the failed business will be a fashion line and signature cologne.

Eau de twinklette.

[blueroses]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 10:12am

"He's an opportunist is what he is. He will be whatever he needs to be as long as it benefits him."

He's Bob Benson! Without the charm.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 10:27am

i love when you guys use my special terms, it makes me feel a part of the boards and shows me that you really do listen

Goosestep, leafy suburbs, when in rome, to name just a few.

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 10:35am

besty, you forgot the reality show.

Called "Calvin's Klown."

"Calvin's Climb?"

"Calvin's Slime"

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 1:34pm

The clueless half-apology:


Dear Michael Lucas:

I am sorry that we had a misunderstanding this past weekend at Fire Island. I did not really understand how a big party like that worked, and when I was asked to leave your part of the party, I definitely overreacted. Please accept my apologies.

I came with my friends Hal Rubenstein and his partner David Nichol, who work on the charity arm of the party (Fund In The Sun), but I didn’t understand that people had paid for separate areas. Their fund has donated $750,000 to charities and is an important not-for-profit so I think it’s great that you supported them by buying a private area of your own. I hope I didn’t spoil anyone’s day. It was a fun and unique party and I was glad to be there.

I hope next time we meet we can have a coffee and I can apologize in person.

Sincerely,
Nick Gruber

And the spot-on non-acceptance:


Dear Nick—

Thank you for your apology. However, I fear that you have misunderstood why I was offended . The problem was not that you had mistakenly come to the wrong area of the party (and it doesn’t matter to me at all who you came with or how much they donated). Many people knew just as little as you did about how the party was set up, but somehow no one else got into a big argument about it.

The problem was that your behavior was boorish and loudly homophobic. Screaming that you are straight and that you don’t want gay men to touch you would be unacceptable in any social situation, much less a crowded gay party. If you are so defensively straight that you truly can’t bear the idea of gay people touching you, then maybe a crowded gay party might not be the best place for you. Please feel free to write “I am straight” on your forehead and stay home. No one will bother you there, and you won’t bother anyone back.

Best,
Michael Lucas

[tazber]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 1:36pm

Love it!

Especially this:

and it doesn’t matter to me at all who you came with or how much they donated

Updated On: 8/20/13 at 01:36 PM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 1:38pm

Brillz!

[Kad]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 1:45pm

Declaring your heterosexuality at a party on Fire Island is like declaring your vegetarianism through a mouthful of prime rib.

Updated On: 8/20/13 at 01:45 PM

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 1:48pm

Clearly, Nick did not want to label his letter as an "apology". He uses the words "sorry", "apologies", and "apologize", but do not assume he's actually apologizing to anyone for anything. He's far more broad-minded than to be pigeon-holed by society. And don't touch him.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 1:57pm

"And don't touch him."

Don't worry.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:00pm

How long till Nick ends up appearing in one of Michael Lucas's next films?

[tazber]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:02pm

He's not even pseudo-famous enough to be on a reality show.

A year from now I bet he's back in porn trying to make ends meet...as it were.

Updated On: 8/20/13 at 02:02 PM