Calvin Klein's Boyfriend comes out as straight AND AN AUTHOR!- Page 3

[SonofRobbieJ]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:04pm

The most offensive thing in that letter is when he says he was 'at Fire Island.' I wanna yank his hair and scream 'ON!!!! YOU WERE OOOONNNNNN FIRE ISLAND, YOU GUTTERSNIPE!'

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:05pm

That "apology" is worthy of inclusion in the permanent collection of the Museum of Surreal Art.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:11pm

I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot c0ck

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 2:42pm

My favorite part of this thread is that Michael Lucas is the guy the "straight" ex boyfriend has a fight with.

Michael Lucas, the Be All, End All Kept Boy Extraordinaire, the guy who is handed a million dollars to start a company because he's "bored".

The ex boyfriend is just jealous because Mr Klein didn't give him a million dollars to start his own porn company.

[darreyl102]

Posted: 8/20/13 at 11:15pm

^^^ My reaction to the before picture AND the after picture. Gay for pay still makes you Bi, not matter how you wanna spin it.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/21/13 at 10:36pm

In today's episode of The Real House-Husbands of Fire Island Pines, "The Escort Is Escorted Out," a washed-up hustler shows up at an overbearing porn magnate's pool party, has a drug-fueled freak-out and is whisked away by security.

Updated On: 8/21/13 at 10:36 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 11:33am

Nick Gruber's ex-lover (before Calvin) spills the beans. Nick is straight, he is writing a book, he does it for the money, he'd rather sleep with Betty White than the cutest twink and
He's the worst lover, ever

[artscallion]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 11:46am

He sounds just as messed up as Nick does.

[Addison D.]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:01pm

"He had a very ****ed up, abusive childhood— horrific, practically worse than a cattle dog"

How about we all take a deep breath, show a little empathy, and leave the kid alone?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:21pm

Ha, ha, ha. NO!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:36pm

I have lots of empathy for other people who have been through difficult childhoods, but I have zero empathy for this "kid."

Updated On: 8/22/13 at 02:36 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 2:36pm

"practically worse that a cattle dog" is going to be my new "go-to" analogy.

How's your steak? "Practically worse than a cattle dog!"

I heard Patti Lupone sing "Fireworks'? Practically worse than a cattle dog!

My God, Phyllis! Those capri pants! You look practically worse than a cattle dog!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:26pm

What is a cattle dog and why would people not treat them well?

[tazber]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:57pm

I was thinking the same thing. I'm guessing it's a dog who helps wrangle cows on a cattle ranch.

Honestly, I don't care enough to even google it.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 3:59pm

Eff it, I googled it anyway.

I was right.
Link

[artscallion]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 4:03pm

"It forms a strong attachment to its owners, and can be protective of them and their possessions. It is easy to groom and maintain, requiring little more than brushing during the shedding period."

Yup, that about sums it up.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/22/13 at 4:08pm

I swear y'all are practically worse than a cattle dog!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 12:20pm

'I’m a nice person, not a mean person...I never said that I was gonna write a book. I never would do something like that or hurt someone that I love."


Here's Nick's jucy "Tell all" explict book proposal

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 2:00pm

I'm just gonna take a wild guess that Gruber is making a lot more money now by not publishing his book than he could ever make publishing it.

That's the reason for the about-face.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 2:24pm

Either that or no publisher thought there was much of a market for it.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 2:35pm

So the aging Calvin Klein took this young boy and made him over to look just like him? There was money, sex, and drugs involved and the young boy toy eventually rebelled and ran off? Didn't we just see a movie about this a couple months ago on HBO?

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 2:40pm

~ yes.

~ the title is 'nothing comes between me and my calvin'

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 2:47pm

Well, he sure put the pig in PigMale-ion.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 3:09pm

I'd guess it far more likely the pig put something into Calvin.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 8/29/13 at 6:43pm

Sue, "When in Rome" is not your special term.