I know, it's like, how is "I'm fat" an excuse for anyone? If this guy killed a whole family or something, would be try to excuse himself by saying, "I'm fat," like that's the reason for anything he does wrong?
Mekroth--I won on Jeopardy, but that's not saying much, because I was twelve, and kid Jeopardy is ridiculously easy. I ended up with $19,800, a computer and printer, and a digital camera, but at the time, I was just happy to get to go to Disneyland.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy