Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 132

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 1:56am

It's very easy. Sometimes just a litle nudge to the right, a little flip to the left.

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:02am

I never have a problem with that.

It balances very nicely on the horns

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:13am

How about knee pads for the chapel?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:13am

I was just flipping through the channels and the Oxygen Channel has a Shop Erotic show on. They were just hawking a Talking Head MP3 Vibrator. And another one that has a little pink elephant on it for some, um, other stimulation. I'm LMAO!! OMG! And another vibrator that has a bunny instead of the elephant! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:15am

Christmas shopping already, Girly?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:16am

Oh dear God. There's one that can plug into the computer, and someone, somewhere else controls it!!

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:16am

I've always liked how bunnies wiggle their cute little noses.

And tails.

I am so going to Hell.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:19am

And now a beginner's toy...The Tush Teaser!

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:22am

*very carefully takes Girly's credit cards and hides them for the time being, and tries to distract her*

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:27am

I would not be able to do this commercial without cracking up.

I have not spent a cent!

That Malibu looks lovely. I puppysat for a little bit tonight, and still no pineapple juice.

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:28am

I'm assuming that's so the rest of us don't have competition for the 'tush teaser'.

Although, not to brag or anything, I've never had much competition in that 'arena' (so to speak).

*please reference my above going to hell statement*

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:29am

As Girly just said: "Sometimes just a litle nudge to the right, a little flip to the left."

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:30am

In case anyone cares, they just said credit cards are billed very discreetly and everything is packaged discreetly. So I guess no huge "SHOP EROTIC" logo all over the box for the world to see.

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:32am

"I puppysat for a little bit tonight, and still no pineapple juice."

We'll keep that in mind come next spanking Friday!

Why do I feel like the three of us shouldn't be allowed up late at night together?

I like it

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:34am

And now this half rubber face with an open mouth that has a vibrating, rotating tongue.

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:35am

Okay, that made me laugh so loud I woke J2.

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:36am

It's almost like Girly is able to see me!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:37am

Q, me too!!

I'd post the link to that one, Deet, but don't want to take any chances with the thread. If you go to the site, it's called Arias C*ck Pleaser. It's creepy looking!!

And now I really must go to bed. To sleep. Can't imagine the dreams I'll have tonight!

Night boys!! MWAH!!

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:39am

Sweet dreams, darling.

Or, whatever kind come to mind

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:41am

Thanks anyway, Girly.

And with that, I'm off to bed too. Now that he's awake he's whining so I have to go shut him up.

But this has been fun!

'night.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 3:43am

"I have to go shut him up."

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 4:04am

I just simply can't post what I want to.

Even I have limits.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 7:15am

Well, now it's bedtime. It was amazing. Just...blissful.

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:04am

GASP!!! You two have such dirty, dirty minds!

J2 should be so lucky.

[Q]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:38am

So, now we'll see if Miss Thing makes her 9:30am . . .