Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 134

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:03pm

Whoops, my bad, sorry. Melbourne. You don't need a car?!

Deet - any fun skeletons? Do you have a special shoe section?!

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:09pm

No skeletons but so much more crap than I ever knew we had. Throwing lots of stuff out (reference post from earlier today) - the porter is going to hate us.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:13pm

Cleaning out is so cathartic.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:15pm

Shira, I don't need a car at the moment. I live in the city proper and everything I need is within walking distance, or at least a tram or train trip.

I do so agree about the cleaning out, Shira.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:22pm

That's wonderful, Hep!

I clean out. And then buy more. Sad. I'm a mere pawn in a consumerist economy.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:24pm

Mongo merely pawn in game of life.

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:30pm

"I'm a mere pawn in a consumerist economy."

Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Shira.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:32pm

HEP! Exactly. Poor Mongo.

*ignores Deet*

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:38pm

"*ignores Deet*"

At your peril, Shira.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:46pm

*tiptoes away from line of fire*

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:49pm

No need to, Hep - you're safe, and my aim is perfect. Just ask the target.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 9:55pm

I do have a weakness for certain spectator sports.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:16pm

Not the shoes!



*runs* *falls*

Who the hell am I kidding, I can't run in these things.

DRIVER!!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:27pm

Um, does this shoe belong to someone?

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:29pm

Shira, you can shout all you want for DRIVER, but he can't hear you. Mwahahahahahahahaha!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:33pm

Wow, Deet, are you allowed to do that to a Teamster?

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:38pm

Trust me, Shira's driver is NOT a teamster.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:51pm

Jeeves!



Hep - where did you find that? It's been missing from my "shoes I don't need to represent shoes I want" closet for weeks now.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:53pm

Well, Deet left that closet door open.

[shira467]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 10:54pm

Deet's been hiding my "I want but can't have $700 shoes" shoes? This is war.

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 11:01pm

Shira, I've never touched your shoes except as collateral for bail, which mercifully we've never needed.

So I'd rethink that declaration of war, if I were you.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 11:09pm

How 'bout a new era of détente?

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 11:11pm

It's détente! Oui, détente!
Zat's ze only thing we want!
Just détente! Oooh, détente!
No agreement could be more fair!
Signing pacts, passing acts,
Zere's no time for making warfare
When you're always busy making wiz ze
Mutual détente!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 11:15pm

Yep, that's the one.

[D2]

Posted: 3/14/10 at 11:18pm

A détente! Oui, détente!
Zat's ze only thing we want!
Leave ze shoes, leave ze booze,
Leave ze fighting to ze infants!
By ze time I am through
She won't bother wiz her implants
While she's in a tizzy,
Dizzy wiz ze
Mutual détente!