Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!- Page 144
Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3575Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 12:33pm
I have to admit, I had a great time in school. Learned a thing or two as well.
#3576Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 12:37pm
My Irish side is highly insulted, but the German side and the rest of the mix is amused.
I was also wondering why orange would be insulting.
Speaking of green, white and orange...
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#3577Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 12:51pm
The assclown I live with just called me a "Southern Pu$$y" for being afraid to drive 40 minutes alone in the car with his 14 year old, who beat the hell out of me while driving down the street a month ago. He was laughing when he said it, but I think I am seriously pissed off.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#3578Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 12:53pm
I believe the green vs. orange battle has to do with Catholic vs. Protestant.
Where's Linnie when you need him?
#3579Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 12:53pm
Believe it or not, Boobs, I actually am wearing my orange cashmere sweater right now!
ETA: I wouldn't get in the car with that Satan spawn either, Amber.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/17/10 at 12:53 PM
#3580Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 12:56pm
Deet...you can have your card back now 
OMG..this corned beef is so gooooooooodddddddddd!!!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3581Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 12:56pm
Well, your Italian and gay cards seem to be perfectly safe.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#3582Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:02pm
That guy is a world class a-hole!
Tell him if he gets the kid a straitjacket, you'll consider it. 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#3583Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:04pm
I never knew exactly why but I was told a long time ago that wearing orange on St Patty's Day will get you beat up. I look really good in green, so I never miss a chance to wear it!
They gave me a green bagel this morning. It disturbed me. Some things are just not meant to be green.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#3584Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:04pm
2...tell him no problem and shove the kid in the trunk!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3585Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:07pm
Orange is the color of Northern Ireland - part of the UK.
#3586Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:25pm
According to my research...Irish-Catholics wore green on St.Paddy's Day, so the Irish-Protestants decided to wear Orange...not sure why my grandmother said Italians wore orange to insult the Irish...I mean I know if you told her the above story she would tell everyone that Irish-Prostitutes wore orange on St. Paddy's Day....perhaps she was into supporting the prostitutes?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3587Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:29pm
Amber, LOL - but I think my gay card has never been in jeopardy.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#3589Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:38pm
Wife-shamey
Why is that sweet little dog dressed in something so offensive?
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#3590Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:39pm
I'd probably be in jail, cause I really WOULD put the kid in a straightjacket.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#3591Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:48pm
The hell with the straight-jacket! I'm with Boobs - just shove the kid in the trunk. Duct tape his mouth if you can.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#3592Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:50pm
Harris, you're now sleeping in the pasture until further notice.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#3593Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:51pm
Stick his parents in the trunk, too.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#3594Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 1:53pm
Shamey, I love you! 
ETA: I just became a fan of CNN on Facebook strictly to post this on their discussion board:
A Breaking News Alert is an attack. An assassination. A natural disaster. An unnatural disaster. A stock market collapse, even.
A story about Tiger Woods, or anything else of that ilk, is not breaking news. It's breaking wind.
Please consider this before sending out BREAKING NEWS alerts to your subscribers. I subscribed for news. Not gas.
I wonder how long that will stay up.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/17/10 at 01:53 PM
#3595Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:16pm
Looks like harris will be munching grass for awhile...which reminds me of Bette Midler doing Sophie Tucker...."I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie when he said to me Sof...he always called me Sof...Sof these woods sure are dark,I sure wish I had a flashlight and I said, so do I Ernie, you have been munching grass for the last 10 minutes"
Only in NJ...make sure you read the comments after the article, especially the last one WTF?
https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100317/ap_on_bi_ge/us_wal_mart_racial_comment
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 3/17/10 at 02:16 PM
#3596Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:23pm
That's fine Alison janny bulit me a nice shelter and has the wii and
Xbox in there
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#3597Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:30pm
My favorite Bette/Sophie:
"I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie when he said to me Sof...he always called me Sof...Sof, you got no tits and a tight box. And I said Ernie, get off my back."
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#3598Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:41pm
I will never forget it you know. I was in bed one night with my boyfriend Ernie and he said to me, "Soph, how come you never tell me when you're having an orgasm?" I said to him, "Ernie, you're never around!"
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#3599Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:45pm
LOVE Sophie jokes. I'm laughing so hard ...
SO there might be a DC trip in my near future. My brother won a major environmental award and the ceremony is in DC at the Smithsonian. My parents and two sisters will be there. I've gotta find a way to fly out!
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