Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 31: Flirty, Purty, and Squirty!!
#3600Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:48pm
Well what do you know. I am taking a work break and I even learned something from BWW, St Joseph's Day who would have thunk. It's even on the Anglican calendar (I'm such a bad Anglican - but then again is there any other kind). I will have to find something red for this Friday.
Stay green
#3601Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:49pm
Wow, very exciting, DD! Congrats to your bro!
#3602Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:49pm
Well what do you know. I am taking a work break and I even learned something from BWW, St Joseph's Day who would have thunk. It's even on the Anglican calendar (I'm such a bad Anglican - but then again is there any other kind). I will have to find something red for this Friday.
Stay green
#3603Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:50pm
I will never forget it you know. I was listening to the radio the other day with my boyfriend Ernie. We were listening to Father Grace, the great faith healer. He said if you are sick and wish to be healed, put one hand on the radio, and the other hand upon the part of your body which you wish to heal. So I put one hand upon the radio and the other hand upon my heart. My boyfriend Ernie, put one hand upon the radio and the other hand upon his appendage. I said to him, "Ernie, he is only trying to heal the sick, he is not trying to raise the dead!"
#3604Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:51pm
That was an interesting double post. Hey, Kansas!
#3605Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 2:53pm
Never knew about St. Joseph's day myself, but it explains why the uniforms at St. Joseph School in Costa Rica were red.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#3606Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 3:15pm
2...you would me a great Sophie Tucker...you can sing and tell jokes...I think this could work. Start practicing her "Some of these Days"
#3607Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 3:33pm
Ok. It's not longer an option - I have to be in DC April 21. It will be the first time all the siblings will be together since my sister's wedding in 2001. Now I've gotta figure out a place to stay - we can't all stay in my sister's house.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3608Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 3:47pm

I hope the Brdlwyr family doesn't get their drinking water from the Chicago River.
#3609Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 3:53pm
Yea, not the cleanest river.
#3610Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 3:58pm
That always reminds me of a line from The Fugitive. "If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?”
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3611Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 4:12pm
HAHA! I didn't remember that line, but I love it!
#3612Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 4:22pm
Well Dave Matthews roadie did try to make it crappy brown, too bad a ferry was passing at the time and it didn't make the river.
#3613Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 4:29pm
Are you saying that his roadie took a dump on a passing ferry?
Talk about dropping bombs. Hope no one got hit.
#3614Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 4:41pm
LS, he was emptying the buses septic tank into the river, but a tour ferry was passing at the time. Those people were full of...well you know.
#3615Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 4:44pm
LOL! Ok, I never expected the truth to be even more disgusting.
Complaint links rock band to dumped sewage Dave Matthews Band denies involvement in tour boat defilement
The Dave Matthews Band's concerns for the environment stretch from marine life in Biscayne National Park to transit riders in the San Francisco Bay Area.
But on Tuesday the band was accused of making a not-so- ecofriendly contribution to the Chicago River: dumping raw sewage from a tour bus onto the heads of people aboard an architectural tour boat.
A civil complaint by Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan says the Dave Matthews Band Inc. and Stefan A. Wohl, the driver of the bus, polluted the river by illegally dumping "liquid waste" from the septic tank of the bus
#3616Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 4:52pm
Luckily, this happened after I took my sons on one of those tours...I would have been vomiting to add to it...wouldn't be pretty.
#3617Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 5:00pm
EW. ... and I just had lunch ...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#3618Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 5:16pm
That story sounds like bullsh*t to me.
#3619Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 5:57pm
Apologies to Tink, I hope you're staying dry. I do need to read more carefully!
DD, congratulations!! That's very exciting.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#3620Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 6:17pm
Please excuse the following brief interuption . . .
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
HUSBANDS! F*CKIN' HELL!!!!!!
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
You may now rejoin the thread, already in progress.
#3621Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 8:34pm
Oh Q. Similar situation here. Except it's J2 who's doing the screaming. If you don't hear from me in a while, it was nice knowing you all.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#3622Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 8:38pm
*sigh*
Someday, somehow, somewhere, SOMEONE will be able to explain to me how such a pissy, prissy queen can still be such a GODDAM MALE!!!
I shoulda been a lesbian.
#3623Happy St. Patrick's Day
Posted: 3/17/10 at 9:54pm
May I join the party?
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
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