You know, now that I've given it some thought, Philadelphia IS a lovely town.
But, only on Sunday's.
Sunday's what?
In the park, with George. Silly boy.
I wanna know what happens on Tuesdays!
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
Hmmm - am I reading correctly? Is the Gaz one of those 'no one knows' types? Hmmmm . . .
Girly gets a ten percent discount at Kohl's with her AARP card.
RUNS
Run FASTER.
Only on Tuesdays?
*runs too*
Wait a minute...
I'm older than Girly.
And SOMMS is older than I am...
Something's clearly wrong here.
Yeah. Who even USES the AARP? Just show ID. You'll get your discount!
No, Q ... I've met his daughter and his sister. I think the ex (who still owns half the house) may still talk to her. Even though it's been a year, he knows nothing about me. Divorce is a nasty thing.
Shira, not even with big sunglasses and a head scarf can you pass for 50.
I actually wasn't talking about me. I was saying for all of you, um, vintaged people.
*runs*
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
SOMMS - that's good to know. Well, I mean about the part that includes you.
And I have a feeling Grandma Tzeitel wouldn't even need to show ID.
You can't run, Shira. And SOMMS, you're right - she couldn't pass for 50. With that hobble, it's more like 80.
*runs*
I want to hang out with you all. For some freak of nature I find myself with no plans this weekend and jS leaving on Sunday morning. I'm not that good at this whole "spontaneous" planning thing, if you know me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
D2 - we're going to burn in Hell. But we'll do so together, and in style!
Save a seat for me, boys! Well, one extra to prop up my leg!
No, Shira, your special hell is going to involve Bloomingdale's, lot's of pretty things, 7 limitless credit cards in your hands, and you being cemented in place, not able to move or speak.
And no matter where you dart your eyes, all you can see is me. Spending, spending, spending.
Buying, buying, buying.
For me. Me. ME!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
No one can hear you.
*squeaks*
What's so wrong with me
Peg leg over there should be so lucky
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