Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 34: Good Times Galore!- Page 28

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 7:15am

Erin go Bragh, y'all! Off to run a meeting; enjoy the day!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 8:11am

Morning all.

There are shots of Jameson and Green Beer over by the liquor cabinet.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 8:13am

Monring peeps! Happy St. Paddy's Day! And now for my favorite Irish song....


A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn

The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those...

Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget my unicorns

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,

I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"

And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"

The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns

[New Lyrics]
Now you might think this is the ending to the song,
But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong
You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring,
They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
But if you're looking for the unicorns, don't be forlorn,
The second star to the right and straight on until morning.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 9:17am

Top o' the mornin to ya!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 9:36am

Lunch is a hard choice today....cafe has Sushi or Cornbeef. Hmmmm I am going to have to see how the cornbeef looks...I'm all about the cabbage anyway. If there's no cabbage then it's a Sushi day!

[harris007]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 11:00am

*the cows painted green bring lemonade*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 11:36am

Don't the cows know us by now? Where's the Irish whiskey??? *dances a jig*

[D2]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 11:45am

Fly by HI/BYE!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 11:55am

Okay..I went with the corned beef and cabbage....O.M.G. !!!!

[harris007]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 12:22pm

And that's why no whiskey

[shameless]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 12:27pm

Hey Gang!

What have I missed?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 12:28pm

I am sooooooooooooooooooooo pissed!! Our cafeteria is having their normal Thursday freakin' pasta day!! B*stards!! This is the first time they haven't done corned beef and cabbage that I know of.

GRRRRR!!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 12:35pm

Hey LS *hugs*

You haven't missed much. I believe Moony is still hanging with Sister Moon because she hasn't been around. Deet, ran in and out. I believe SOMMS had a meeting. The cows are serving lemonade and Girly isn't eating what I did for lunch.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 1:43pm

Even my place put corned beef and slaw on our standard New York Deli platter. Boobs, you should stop by Harold's and get Girly a five pound corned beef sandwich -- you know -- a small.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 1:49pm

There is a Harolds 3 lights away from my new apartment..... just sayin'

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 2:28pm

Afternoon Adults.

I think three (I don't think it could be four) years ago today I meet Q and DD for the first time.

We meet at the Abbey on St. Patrick's day! It will always be a good anniversary for me.

[shameless]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 2:49pm

Awww!



Someone I emailed about coming in for an interview just sent me a FB friend request, in the middle of the afternoon, presumably from her current job. She must be a real rocket scientist.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 2:57pm

Well, that should make the interview quick - or maybe she is on lunch break and using a smart phone?

[shameless]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 3:01pm

True. But, it's the lack of good judgment that gets me.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 3:05pm

Well, there is that...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/17/11 at 4:03pm

LS, you should send her a message on FB and ask if she knows you

[AmuseBouche]

Posted: 3/18/11 at 2:44am

Hope you all have had a wonderful St. Paddy's Day. I know I enjoyed getting pinched.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/18/11 at 7:23am

Good morning peeps and peepers. Come on weekend!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 3/18/11 at 7:59am

Hola, peeps! Miss me much? So much to catch up on! Here at work, too.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/18/11 at 8:39am

Um, I'm at a loss for words. PLJ just mentioned this.

http://www.news.com.au/world/british-woman-bites-off-boyfriends-testicles/story-e6frfkz9-1226023645370


TGIF, KIDDLES!!