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Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 23: Off on a Drinking Spree
#850adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 1:42pmOh, DG. I can truly imagine. *washes brain out with soap*
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DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#851adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 1:46pm
I did it in Norfolk, Virginia - so there were always LOTS and LOTS of sailors in attendance.
Not that I noticed, or anything.
I just realized that was over a quater century ago.
I need to lie down now.
#852adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 1:48pmA quarter century ago? Why, I wasn't even born yet! *evil snicker*
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DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#853adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 1:52pm
Shira, I want you to think about just one little thing for me, ok? I believe you've had many experiences where you enjoyed the ability of your godfathers to really do some magic.
Now. I want you to consider what happens when mama ain't happy.
Capice?
And remember, one of my favorite sayings is "Old age and treachery trumps youth and vigor."
#854adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 1:54pm
I love you too.
*bows head in apology and remorse*
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#855adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 1:57pmWise move, Shira. Remember, this FG is on the East Coast, not too far from where you live.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#856adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 1:58pm
"bows head in apology and remorse"
See, while the whole 'batting of eyelashes' thing has absolutely no effect on me, I DO get this particular response 
That's ok, honey, we've all enjoyed our youth - I, myself, continue to this day.
Just remember that you're the ones who will end up wiping the drool off of our chins.
#857adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:00pm
Oh, like you'd come to Queens, D2! You know I'll come into Manhattan to get put in my place.
And for the record...
"I believe you've had many experiences where you enjoyed the ability of your godfathers to really do some magic."
It's true. You gentlemen truly make my life incredibly magical. And I'm so grateful for you all.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#858adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:03pm
Never underestimate my ability to get to Queens, Shira. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#859adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:03pm
That's sweet. You'll still never get my car.
#860adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:04pmAnd DG - I promise to hire some incredibly handsome young gay nurse to take care of you all. Though the drooling problem might worsen when he's there.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#861adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:07pm
"Never underestimate my ability to get to Queens, Shira."
That goes for me, as well.
And you KNOW I'm insane enough to do it, if I felt it necessary.
Ultimately, it would all depend on the nurse you were dangling in front of me.
So to speak.
#862adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:09pm
So what will it take, boys? If I could get you all together, 'twould be so much fun!
You know, that would be a GREAT birthday present. Spending time with people who mean so much to me.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#863adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:09pmif y'all are coming to queens, let me know so the mrs. can put on some shoes.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#864adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:12pm
FGF field trip?
Went to buy tix for ACL today, and wow, they add $11 per ticket in fees. That's crazy! And I'm using the special advance purchase code which is only good online. I'd have to wait until Friday to buy tix in person, and am afraid I won't get good tix.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#865adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:17pmI hate ticketing fees. Highway robbery, I tell ya!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#866adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:20pmIt astounds and amuses me how the FGF are pretty much the ONLY people that can wrangle Shira in.
"...and the last thing I want to do is turn into Judy Garland." - Shira
#867adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:33pm
They have the FGF gift.
Images of a young DG as Dr. Frankenfurter are now preventing me from doing my work...
Bad DG!
#868adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:34pmWrangled? What am I, a sheep? Never!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#869adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:40pmUh-oh ... cheffy's in trouble now.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#870adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:42pmHehe.
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#871adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:52pmIs it such a good idea to get mad at the person who prepares your food?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#872adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 2:55pmSo I'll heat up Lean Cuisine - just to be sure :)
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#873adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 3:03pmmamie, if you were referring to me earlier, i'm pretty sure that last i checked, i'm considered an adult. let's see... i can vote. i graduated from college. i pay rent. pay for my car. pay for my gas. pay my bills. have a job.... do i need to continue?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#874adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/23/08 at 3:07pm
I think she was referring to me, actually. I'm not an adult. I'll turn 18 soon, but I still live at home, at least until school starts in August. I can vacate the thread, if need be. I apologize for bringing in my "childish antics." What was I thinking?
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