Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 23: Off on a Drinking Spree- Page 96
Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 23: Off on a Drinking Spree
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#2375adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 11:03amI've got a crazy bob right now, but my hair is so curly, it just looks like a cloud.
#2376adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 11:40amMy hair needs a cut, like, 6 months ago, but I'm too damn cheap because a good curly hair cut will set me back at least $150.
#2377adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 12:11pm
Girly, we must have the same hair genes.
My seriously grows like an inch a month - if I don't like a cut, wait a few months, and it is already ready for a new style. It grows out even though, so it often does not need to be cut, except...
My damn roots! I started to see gray hair at 20, so, they grow out, and I have to get rid of them!
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#2378adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 12:16pm
Just a little story for the ladies on this wonderful Sunday morning:
A group of friends and I were at a male strip club recently. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill, calls the guy over and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks and left!!!
#2379adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 12:22pmOh my god we are the same person!
#2380adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 12:23pmThat's excellent, DG!
DG
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#2381adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 12:26pm
Just to be clear, the story isn't actually about me - it's a cut-and-paste job from an e-mail.
I'd rather not think about what I would do in that situation 
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#2382adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 12:41pmHaha! Thats funny!
#2383adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 12:42pmWell, it's still a good story, and sounds like something I would have done.
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#2384adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 1:06pm
I just thought of this: What am I going to do next year when I go to college and I don't have my sister to dress me? I mean, I'm capable on my own, but it'll be jeans and a tee shirt every single day, with no hint of cuteness.
I'm so screwed.
#2385adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 1:06pm
This is a perplexing morning.
And DGG, you are adorable, so anything you wear will be drenched in cuteness.
Updated On: 6/29/08 at 01:06 PM
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#2386adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 1:09pm
Thanks, YWIW, but it doesn't work that way. Believe me! 
My sister, as mean as she can be, has all the fashion sense. I'm wearing her shirt right now, and last night it was her shirt and perfume.
#2387adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 1:13pm
Well, when you go to college, you will find your own sense of style. Hopefully, you will get paired up with a great roommate, and you too can explore together.
That is part of the fun of college! Along with the learning, the boys, the freedom, and the occasional party.
DG
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#2388adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 1:27pm
"This is a perplexing morning."
Care to elaborate?
And DGG, I agree - no matter WHAT you do, you just can't help being cute!
#2389adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 2:17pmAt my cousin's, got the pool all to myself, and a storm's approaching. So far nothing's here, but I can hear the thunder in the not too far distance. Guess I'll hang here a bit and see if it comes and goes quickly.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
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#2390adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 2:20pmStorms. Yuck.
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller
#2391adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 2:24pm
Normally I love them, but not when I'm all nice and content at the pool!!
Her husband just got home, but that's no biggie. She left him a list of things to do before she gets back. 
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2392adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 2:26pm
Very odd dreams. Trying to figure them out.
And, just a weird morning.
I am just back from TJ's where I spent $123 dollars on healthy stuff, vitamins, and cat stuff.
Today's mission, try to shrink some of my pants so they fit. Now that I have lost a bit of weight, everything is a wee bit too big.
I am thinking washing in hot and drying in the dryer should shrink it a bit (but hopefully, not too much).
#2393adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 3:37pmThe first storm bypassed us and now another one's threatening. This one might actually happen. I guess I should give up on the pool and go home to the laundry. Bleh.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2394adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 3:55pmAnd here comes the downpour and hubby is out there still weed wacking! Crazy man.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2395adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 5:39pm
...you know what they say about procrastinating, right?
Well, $hit is an understatement!
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#2396adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 5:42pmHey, all. It's Monday.
#2397adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 5:56pmI don't like Mondays!
#2398adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 6:13pmWho does?
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#2399adults writing the number 23 on the faces of passed out threadees
Posted: 6/29/08 at 6:14pmAnd this one is cold and windy. Blah.
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