Can the adults please smoke? — Page 390
#9727
Posted: 9/29/04 at 11:50am
Adgal -- I am surprised you HAD TIME for laundry...although there should be some laundry that needs to be done! (I am sure you had a terrific night and cheered up that grumpy visitor -- you certainly signed off fast!)
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#9728
Posted: 9/29/04 at 11:52am
There is ALWAYS time for *laundry*
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#9729
Posted: 9/29/04 at 11:54am
You should all see how big my washing machine is...it will hold lots of socks and undies in one wash.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9730
Posted: 9/29/04 at 11:54am
Laundry according to Boobs (your laundry story last night was the funniest damn thing I've read...)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 9/29/04 at 11:54 AM
#9731
Posted: 9/29/04 at 11:57am
Before I head any further down this path... gotta run.
Am off to Tiffany's to buy wedding presents. I think I'll don my Audrey sunglasses and go pretend that I'm glamorous!
See you later.
Am off to Tiffany's to buy wedding presents. I think I'll don my Audrey sunglasses and go pretend that I'm glamorous!
See you later.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#9732
Posted: 9/29/04 at 11:58am
Oh NY..it's so nice to make you laugh...I'm sure you did a lot of that last night too. Well school girl giggles anyway.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9733
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:00pm
LOL...Boobs....Im glad you are proud of how big your washer is!!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#9734
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:05pm
oh hes proud of that too!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#9735
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:08pm
Sometimes Undi and Bobby..you need to wash your own clothes...or toot your own horn...you know what I'm saying.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9736
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:09pm
Boobs Darlin - if I could toot my own horn, I would never leave the house!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#9738
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:12pm
I think I have shocked the child that came in!
No offense BG2, but anyone under 30 is a child to me these days!
No offense BG2, but anyone under 30 is a child to me these days!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
Updated On: 9/29/04 at 12:12 PM
#9739
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:18pm
remember this song? This is how I'm feeling today....
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees,
and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse,
and worse and now you see, I've gone completely out of my mind and...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful,
all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men.
in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed,
you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid... Right?
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left,
but now you know I'm utterly mad and...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds,
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes,
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds... Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet,
and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men,
in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and,
basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes,
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...
Hey, buddy! - Yes officer...
You a head? - No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha!...
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees,
and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse,
and worse and now you see, I've gone completely out of my mind and...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful,
all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men.
in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed,
you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid... Right?
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left,
but now you know I'm utterly mad and...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds,
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes,
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds... Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet,
and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men,
in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and,
basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes,
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...
Hey, buddy! - Yes officer...
You a head? - No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha!...
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9740
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:22pm
well THat left everyone speechless...
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#9741
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:23pm
Boobs, my uncle (only five years older than me, but still) had that 45!! It used to scare the bejesus out of me, but now I love it!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9742
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:23pm
BB that is MY LIFE every day! but could my straight jacket be an Eileen Fisher?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#9743
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:26pm
Good afternoon all! Miss me and my lunacy? I had a morning meeting in Philadelphia for an association for which I am a VP. I just spent three hours dealing with adults acting like children, responding like children and whining and pouting like children. I finally called a time out, spanked their behinds and sent them to their rooms.
We had horrendous flooding last night. Jeanne roared through at 5:00 pm and didn't let up until after midnight. Eight inches of rain in less than two hours. Two hurricanes touched down. I taught my class last night and only six out of 24 students make it in. All of the roads were closed so it took me three hours to get home, it normally takes 20 minutes. I got out of my wet clothes at home and threw them in the hamper in the walk-in closet and closed the door. I went to open it to throw my shoes in and it was locked! Wouldn't open!!! All of my clothes are in the closet--ALL OF THEM, and I had a 7:30 meeting in Philly. I spent two hours trying to pick the lock, take off the hinges, remove the door knob, etc. Finally I was able to pop the damn thing. Perhaps I should have just gone to the meeting this morning naked. It might have disarmed the kiddies!
Life is one great big adventure, but sheesh, give me a break.
We had horrendous flooding last night. Jeanne roared through at 5:00 pm and didn't let up until after midnight. Eight inches of rain in less than two hours. Two hurricanes touched down. I taught my class last night and only six out of 24 students make it in. All of the roads were closed so it took me three hours to get home, it normally takes 20 minutes. I got out of my wet clothes at home and threw them in the hamper in the walk-in closet and closed the door. I went to open it to throw my shoes in and it was locked! Wouldn't open!!! All of my clothes are in the closet--ALL OF THEM, and I had a 7:30 meeting in Philly. I spent two hours trying to pick the lock, take off the hinges, remove the door knob, etc. Finally I was able to pop the damn thing. Perhaps I should have just gone to the meeting this morning naked. It might have disarmed the kiddies!
Life is one great big adventure, but sheesh, give me a break.
#9744
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:30pm
SOMMS.....I think you need a long vacation somewhere where not much is going to happen.....I suggest ARizona....Just stay clear of Northern AZ....thats where my idiot sister is
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#9745
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:31pm
Afternoon SOMMS...you poor guy...put you head on Boobns shoulders. There, there...things can only get better. Sshhh,close your eyes and think happy thoughts.
BTW Mom...I still have that 45...scratches and all...makes it eerier....whahaha.
BTW Mom...I still have that 45...scratches and all...makes it eerier....whahaha.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#9746
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:31pm
Yes Undi, I LOVE Eileen Fisher's clothes. So comfy ans classic looking.
SOMMS I am sorry to hear about your flooding, none here just lots of rain, (sigh!) I could really use some sunshine and soon!
Who's in charge of that this week???
SOMMS I am sorry to hear about your flooding, none here just lots of rain, (sigh!) I could really use some sunshine and soon!
Who's in charge of that this week???
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#9747
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:32pm
Wow - so much is going on! Erotic laundry talk (and for the record, my dryer is being repaired today so my undies will not be damp any longer), SOMMS having to break into his own closet, trips to Tiffany and Co. My golly, my day is tame in comparison.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#9748
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:33pm
SOMMS -- I am flying to Arizona (Phoenix)tomorrow -- come with me! We'll play in the desert -- leave this wet and nsty behind for a long weekend!
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#9749
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:35pm
Hey BT---Hope all is well you....
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#9750
Posted: 9/29/04 at 12:35pm
It took me 20 years to break out of that damned closet, I sure as hell was going to get back in!
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