Well, my laundry required two cycles this morning...
Adgal -- I am surprised you HAD TIME for laundry...although there should be some laundry that needs to be done! (I am sure you had a terrific night and cheered up that grumpy visitor -- you certainly signed off fast!)
There is ALWAYS time for *laundry*
You should all see how big my washing machine is...it will hold lots of socks and undies in one wash.
Laundry according to Boobs (your laundry story last night was the funniest damn thing I've read...)
Before I head any further down this path... gotta run.
Am off to Tiffany's to buy wedding presents. I think I'll don my Audrey sunglasses and go pretend that I'm glamorous!
See you later.
Oh NY..it's so nice to make you laugh...I'm sure you did a lot of that last night too. Well school girl giggles anyway.
LOL...Boobs....Im glad you are proud of how big your washer is!!
oh hes proud of that too!
Sometimes Undi and Bobby..you need to wash your own clothes...or toot your own horn...you know what I'm saying.
Boobs Darlin - if I could toot my own horn, I would never leave the house!
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I think I have shocked the child that came in!
No offense BG2, but anyone under 30 is a child to me these days!
remember this song? This is how I'm feeling today....
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees,
and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse,
and worse and now you see, I've gone completely out of my mind and...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful,
all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men.
in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed,
you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid... Right?
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left,
but now you know I'm utterly mad and...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds,
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes,
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house,
and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds... Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet,
and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men,
in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and,
basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes,
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...
Hey, buddy! - Yes officer...
You a head? - No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha!...
well THat left everyone speechless...
Boobs, my uncle (only five years older than me, but still) had that 45!! It used to scare the bejesus out of me, but now I love it!!
BB that is MY LIFE every day! but could my straight jacket be an Eileen Fisher?
Good afternoon all! Miss me and my lunacy? I had a morning meeting in Philadelphia for an association for which I am a VP. I just spent three hours dealing with adults acting like children, responding like children and whining and pouting like children. I finally called a time out, spanked their behinds and sent them to their rooms.
We had horrendous flooding last night. Jeanne roared through at 5:00 pm and didn't let up until after midnight. Eight inches of rain in less than two hours. Two hurricanes touched down. I taught my class last night and only six out of 24 students make it in. All of the roads were closed so it took me three hours to get home, it normally takes 20 minutes. I got out of my wet clothes at home and threw them in the hamper in the walk-in closet and closed the door. I went to open it to throw my shoes in and it was locked! Wouldn't open!!! All of my clothes are in the closet--ALL OF THEM, and I had a 7:30 meeting in Philly. I spent two hours trying to pick the lock, take off the hinges, remove the door knob, etc. Finally I was able to pop the damn thing. Perhaps I should have just gone to the meeting this morning naked. It might have disarmed the kiddies!
Life is one great big adventure, but sheesh, give me a break.
SOMMS.....I think you need a long vacation somewhere where not much is going to happen.....I suggest ARizona....Just stay clear of Northern AZ....thats where my idiot sister is
Afternoon SOMMS...you poor guy...put you head on Boobns shoulders. There, there...things can only get better. Sshhh,close your eyes and think happy thoughts.
BTW Mom...I still have that 45...scratches and all...makes it eerier....whahaha.
Yes Undi, I LOVE Eileen Fisher's clothes. So comfy ans classic looking.
SOMMS I am sorry to hear about your flooding, none here just lots of rain, (sigh!) I could really use some sunshine and soon!
Who's in charge of that this week???
Wow - so much is going on! Erotic laundry talk (and for the record, my dryer is being repaired today so my undies will not be damp any longer), SOMMS having to break into his own closet, trips to Tiffany and Co. My golly, my day is tame in comparison.
SOMMS -- I am flying to Arizona (Phoenix)tomorrow -- come with me! We'll play in the desert -- leave this wet and nsty behind for a long weekend!
Hey BT---Hope all is well you....
It took me 20 years to break out of that damned closet, I sure as hell was going to get back in!
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