Carl--I never get involved in flirting with straight men, I think it's self-hating and insulting and yada-yada-yada...
HOWEVER...
I also have a pair of red boxer briefs and SOMETHING HAPPENS to me whenever I put them on, something I've never been able to share with anyone else.
If that SOMETHING happens to you too, PM me.
And remember: What happens in a BroadwayWorld PM, stays in that PM.