I'm upstate like Lake Ontario upstate. I am told by people from the Saratoga/Albany area I should say I'm from western NY, but as far as I'm concerned, if you aren't in NYC or way up in the hills of Malone, then you are an upstate person.
Oh and trust me Jasper if I lived even 2 hours from LA we would have been on several dates by this point, LA is a wonderful person. It just means when we do finnally get that date it will be that much better.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them