Let's not forget "The Spririt of Chirtmas" e-card that started the entire South Park craze -- the last lines of it are too funny:
Kyle: ...Today we actually met--we actually spoke--to the Brian Boitano.
Stan: Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing:
Cartman: Yeah, ham.
Stan: No not ham, you fat f**k!
Cartman: F**k you!
Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.
Kyle: What?
Stan: Presents.
Kyle: Ah.
Stan: Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.
Kyle: Hey man, if you're Jewish you get presents for eight days.
Stan: Wow, really? Count me in.
Cartman: Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
Updated On: 12/2/04 at 10:04 AM