I'd watch it in July.
"Holy Sh!t, it's Jesus."
Hail ! Hail ! the gangs all here...all except our Addy.
She was here earlier.
or one of my other favorites Undi...
"You're such a fat f**k Cartman, that when people walk down the street and see you, they go GODDAMN!!! THAT IS A BIG FAT F**K!!!" --Kyle
Hey..where's our Cookie??? We're missing him too. Come out Cookie...Bobbs needs to nibble on you for awhile.
Undi...laugh all you want...I'll be in Hell waiting for you to smoke with me.
Hi Undi!
Hi Boobs!
Hi Matt!
Hello Raaaaath!
HI FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh KMF - don't make me laugh so hard at work! I LOVE THAT ONE!!!
Hello my FAIR lady.
IS it time for a mid morning coffee yet I can brew a fresh vat!
K, I think that episode was one of the very last ones I ever watched. And that was what, 5 years ago?
just doing my job Raith....gotta keep us adults happy!
K...you know how to make me happy...cook for me.
Yes, Undi, another awesome one. Thank you.
Matt -- it's actually the "Christmas card" Trey and Matt made that got passed around Hollywood and led to the series -- I think it was made in 95 or 96.....
Boobs, kitchen is always open -- place your order!
Yes, isn't the legend that George Clooney received it and somehow got the show to Comedy Central - or something?
I think it was an executive at Fox that started the "passing" and then the subsequent buzz and the eventual development of the series -- Fox had hoped to get it, but Comedy Central did....
From the official site:
It started when a Fox executive they'd met through
contacts made at Sundance gave them $2,000 to make a
video he could send as a Christmas card. "I did the
animation using construction paper cutouts," Parker
says, "and we both improvised the dialogue, screaming
obscenities at each other in my basement while my
mom was baking fudge upstairs. It cost $750 and we
pocketed the rest."
The exec sent the video out at Christmas 1995 to 80
people, who promptly made it their card as well. And
so on. "By February, we were hearing about it from
every state, friends of friends in New York were telling
us 'Metallica saw your video and they loved it.' We'd
never bothered to put our name on it, so the whole thing
came full circle when a friend from Ohio sent us a copy
and said, 'You've got to see this.' "
Though their career as live-action filmmakers had
already started (their "Cannibal the Musical" was a
Sundance midnight show that was picked up by Troma),
this short put them into orbit. "First everyone was
trying to figure out who we were, and then there was
like a little bidding war going on, studios offering
three-picture deals." The team sold Comedy Central a
series called "South Park," based on the shopping mall
world "Christmas" takes place in, and they're about to
go into production with a full-length animated feature.
The budget: $1.5 million. "Pretty amazing," Parker
says, and who's going to argue?
Well they couldn't. Fox is network.
"If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!" -- Cartman
"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
Stan: You can't just show up to a Civil War re-enactment dressed up like General Lee, FatAss.
Cartman: Oh really? I'm pretty sure I just did.
"I'm going to lischen to my Britany Scpearsch recordschs"
Stan: OmiGod, you guys are not gonna believe what happened to me last night!
Cartman: What? tell us!
Stan: So, I'm watching the season premiere of 'Boy Meets Boy' on television, right, and then 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' comes on! So I fall asleep in front of the TV and when I wake up, I see that I've spilled the Coke I was drinking, ALL over my satin pajama top.
Cartman: OmiGod! Are you serious? That was the cutest top ever!
Stan: I know!
(Kenny mumbles)
Stan: Oh, tell me about it Ken Doll.
Beefcake!
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