Now whooooo woulda believed it?
One day he was a groom
Nothing in his bed but gloom and doom
Then he lit a fuse and smoked some choom
Stand aside and watch that Mothah blow
Explosion! Bang! Kerboom!
Don't it go to show ya never know?
Carlos was in a funk
He was only danger
Whod'a thunk he would tweet a stranger?
Just a punk, he was a retired Democrat
Then one day- Crash! Kerplunk!
Never shoulda focused on his bat.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.