Celebrities and farting- Page 10

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:21pm

Liza's smell like Grand Marnier.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:22pm

I don't know why I paid for that cab ride tonight.
I put up with that and the driver wasn't even a celeb.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:26pm

Poor Glebb!

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:27pm

LOL!
Windows closed, air conditioner on, one of those odor trees hanging from the mirror and half way home it came from front seat to back and I just couldn't believe the timing.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:27pm

Glebb, there is an Italian Greyhound in my neighborhood. He was being walked tonight and ran over to me. I think he wanted me to tell you "hey."

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:29pm

OMG Rath!
I've been drooling over the babies on Puppyfind.com!
So cute!

OK, gotta go bite my pillow now.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:31pm

Back to the farting.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:32pm

What's your opinion of Beano?

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:33pm

Hear Hear

Back to farting indeed

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:33pm

I don't like to be inhibited, Glebb.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:33pm

So one would say - there will beano at my dinner table then?

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:35pm

Good one Undi! :)

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:36pm

Beavercheese anyone? lol.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:43pm

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww Beaver !!

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:45pm

And who did Doodle?

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:45pm

But Boobs - sits great on a Ritz.

No one lately Glebby...!

Updated On: 6/8/06 at 08:45 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:46pm

Is it Beaver pate' ?

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:48pm

I found this in a used book in my store:



I thought to share it here because I consistently misread it to say "It's okay if we get messy when we're farting in the yard."

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:54pm

The secret to success actually rests in the basic formula used by perfume makers. A really great smelling fart has two basic ingredients; A "launcher", usually alcohol, and a "stinker", usually some decaying organic matter mixed with a nasal irritant.

For example, bad hamburger just isn't enough by itself. Now mix it will some spicy chili and you're on your way, but it's still "flat"... meaning that you have to pretty much bend down to the bowl and take a whiff before it grabs you. That's lame -- you want something that comes and GETS you, climbs down your throat, and makes you gag! For that to happen, you need the launcher --- alcohol, or decomposing sugar! So, a good recipe for success would be some marginally bad hamburger topped with chili, followed by a couple of shots of very cheap tequila. Allow the mixture to swirl in your gut for 3 to 6 hours, then get ready to RUMBLE!

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 8:56pm

Bebby - who knew you such a scientist! You are wasted on Wall Street.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:02pm

I know BEB...I should be working with Cookie or on Cookie.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:04pm

Boobs, that was one hell of a dissertation on the fart a misunderstood human function

Keep up the good work. There will be a little something special in your pay envelope for this

[Enjolras77]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:12pm

A book all children should read

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:13pm

Every child should read this informative tome

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/8/06 at 9:14pm

I love that book! Once while I was working for Barnes and Noble, I staged a reading of it in the break room for employees as Carol Channing! I was a star! lol.